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Hardbodies

Frumpy singles Hunter, Rounder and Ashby rent a beach house to take advantage of the surf, sun and scores of available women. Not having what it takes, the men hire a sexy young surfer, Scotty, to help them meet girls.

Director

Mark Griffiths

Year

Genre

Box Office

$7,121,719

Production

Chroma III Productions,Columbia Pictures

Awards

N/A

Part of Collection

Hardbodies Collection: Hardbodies, Hardbodies 2

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Scotty

Kristi

Hunter

Rounder

Michael Rapport

Ashby

Sorrells Pickard

Lana

Roberta Collins

Kimberly

Rag

Michelle

Candy

Crystal Shaw Martell

Dede

Rocco

Dorky Geek

Head Geek

Landlord

Young Geek

Older Geek

Hardbody in Car

Hardbody in Car

Hardbody on Bike

Jogging Hardbody

Pretty Skater

Kathleen Kinmont

Hair Stylist

Girl in Dressing Room

Vixen - Lead Vocals

Vixen - Lead Guitar

Vixen - Bass

Vixen - Drums

Vixen - Rhythm Guitar

Nicki

Photo Session Hardbody

Photo Session Hardbody

Photo Session Hardbody

Photo Session Hardbody

Rocco's Girl

Deborah Scardilli

Rocco's Girl

Rocco's Girl

Rocco's Girl

Rocco's Girl

Bodybuilder

Krak - Group in Club

Krak - Group in Club

Krak - Group in Club

Hardbody on Stairs

Partygoer

Farnsey

Rounder's Mom

Bodybuilder

Girl on Skates

Emily Longstreth

Surfer

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Ashby Scotty Palmer Hunter Rounder Kristi Rocco Candy Hair Stylist Young Geek Rag Kimberly Michelle Dede Farnsey Lana Vixen - Lead Vocals

Yeah well I've seen more than one old bull blow out his balls - Hardbodies

Yeah well I've seen more than one old bull blow out his...

Well dip my skinny - Hardbodies

Well dip my skinny

Party party party party - Hardbodies

Party party party party

Whatever turns you on - Hardbodies

Whatever turns you on

15 I have underwear 15 years old - Hardbodies

15 I have underwear 15 years old

You know that thing is like a magnet - Hardbodies

You know that thing is like a magnet

I didn't pick them up I dialogued them - Hardbodies

I didn't pick them up I dialogued them

Are you guys fags - Hardbodies

Are you guys fags

Rounder you get an A for enthusiasm but an F for technique - Hardbodies

Rounder you get an A for enthusiasm but an F for technique

You know what I think it's time I took you guys to the ultimate place - Hardbodies

You know what I think it's time I took you guys to the...

Hey son I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick - Hardbodies

Hey son I'd as soon have an inch cut off my dick

Southern Comfort Is that your handle - Hardbodies

Southern Comfort Is that your handle

They might be old ugly and horny but actually they're very nice guys - Hardbodies

They might be old ugly and horny but actually they're...

Brewski No thanks - Hardbodies

Brewski No thanks

The best is yet to come - Hardbodies

The best is yet to come

He's got the body - Hardbodies

He's got the body

Stick around baby Surprise is my middle name - Hardbodies

Stick around baby Surprise is my middle name

Michelle what do you do - Hardbodies

Michelle what do you do

Fertilizer's my game - Hardbodies

Fertilizer's my game

Robert E Lee - Hardbodies

Why Ashby darling you want romance Read a novel - Hardbodies

Why Ashby darling you want romance Read a novel

Party time Ba ba - Hardbodies

Party time Ba ba

No he's got a case of blue balls you know love nuts - Hardbodies

No he's got a case of blue balls you know love nuts

Can anyone think of something good - Hardbodies

Can anyone think of something good

Listen guys are sick of wimpy broads - Hardbodies

Listen guys are sick of wimpy broads

Listen kiddo I always treat - Hardbodies

Listen kiddo I always treat

Why do guys like boobs - Hardbodies

Why do guys like boobs

She was a young thing - Hardbodies

She was a young thing

Oh Hunter give me your - Hardbodies

Oh Hunter give me your

No Keep your hands off of me What the hell is the matter with you - Hardbodies

No Keep your hands off of me What the hell is the matter...

I can never get one of these things undone - Hardbodies

I can never get one of these things undone

God Rounder it's so big and scary - Hardbodies

God Rounder it's so big and scary

Tit for tat My tits for whose tat - Hardbodies

Tit for tat My tits for whose tat

I don't believe you - Hardbodies

I don't believe you

You don't know what it's like when people call you names like - Hardbodies

You don't know what it's like when people call you...

Wait a minute buddy Huh - Hardbodies

Wait a minute buddy Huh

Suck shit - Hardbodies

Oh man Can I tell him the rest of the news - Hardbodies

Oh man Can I tell him the rest of the news

I spill no wine before it's time - Hardbodies

I spill no wine before it's time

An hour There's gonna be nothing left of us - Hardbodies

An hour There's gonna be nothing left of us

Un fucking believable - Hardbodies

Un fucking believable

My friends call me Farnsey my enemies call me collect - Hardbodies

My friends call me Farnsey my enemies call me collect

Do yourself a favor - Hardbodies

Do yourself a favor

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Frumpy singles Hunter, Rounder and Ashby rent a beach house to take advantage of the surf, sun and scores of available women. Not having what it takes, the men hire a sexy young surfer, Scotty, to help them meet girls.

User Rating: 0.0 (0 ratings)

Director: Mark Griffiths

Writer: Steve Greene, Eric Alter, Mark Griffiths

Production: Chroma III Productions,Columbia Pictures

Genre: comedy

Year: 1984

MetaScore: 1/100

ImdbRating: 4.9

BoxOffice: $7,121,719

Released: 04 May 1984

Awards: N/A

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Hardbodies Collection: Hardbodies, Hardbodies 2

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