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"Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay" quotes

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay poster
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.

Director: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Writer: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy
Year: 2008
MetaScore: 57/100
ImdbRating: 6.5
BoxOffice: $38,108,728
Released: 25 Apr 2008
Awards: 1 win & 1 nomination

69 video clips

Kumar PatelGeorge W. BushRon FoxDeputy FryeHarold LeeTerrorist #1Neil Patrick HarrisGoldsteinDr. BeecherRosenbergVanessaTits HemmingwayLight-skinned Black SecurityBig BobRazaKennyMr. LeeInterpreterTerrorist #2ArchieColtonMariaTravisOld White WomanGrand WizardRaymus
So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in jail - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:59 So you get high and you put other people who smoke weed in... Last day of shooting - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 01:12 Last day of shooting My idiot friend here brought marijuana on the plane - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:31 My idiot friend here brought marijuana on the plane I need you to step aside please - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 01:54 I need you to step aside please What's up with this party - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:59 What's up with this party Because this is America - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:37 Because this is America You got a job working for the government - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:50 You got a job working for the government A lonely number like root three - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 01:02 A lonely number like root three What's up with the guy with the weird eyes - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:21 What's up with the guy with the weird eyes It's because of assholes like you that we're even in this fucking place fucking cowards - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:17 It's because of assholes like you that we're even... See if he got Kool aid - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:04 See if he got Kool aid I've never had to suck a dick before - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:06 I've never had to suck a dick before Don't insult us - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 01:00 Don't insult us What's your name - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:21 What's your name That was Goldstein's idea - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:14 That was Goldstein's idea I'm serious about that Kool Aid - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:04 I'm serious about that Kool Aid I'm not joining the mile high club with you - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:06 I'm not joining the mile high club with you That looks like Osama Bin Laden's beard - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:05 That looks like Osama Bin Laden's beard After all the shit we've been through - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:26 After all the shit we've been through Do you have a problem with the way I run the show - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:51 Do you have a problem with the way I run the show It's not not going to be awesome - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:14 It's not not going to be awesome Start your engines - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:07 Start your engines If you want to know the secret of being - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:06 If you want to know the secret of being I have a lost love story of my own - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:55 I have a lost love story of my own Pussy I'm home - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:05 Pussy I'm home I assume Secretary Whitmore is coming - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:41 I assume Secretary Whitmore is coming Do we have the right to make a phone call - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:15 Do we have the right to make a phone call I'd like to introduce you to an invention of mine - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:16 I'd like to introduce you to an invention of mine Terrorist - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:04 Terrorist Are all the guards in Guantanamo Bay gay - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:30 Are all the guards in Guantanamo Bay gay We have been American citizens for over 40 years - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:19 We have been American citizens for over 40 years I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all over my dick - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:11 I took a Korean guy's toothbrush and I rubbed it all... 'Cuz we're fugitives - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:11 'Cuz we're fugitives Cockmeat sandwich time - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:18 Cockmeat sandwich time I did knee an Indian guy in the balls - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:09 I did knee an Indian guy in the balls What the Look what we got us here brothers - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:30 What the Look what we got us here brothers You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:06 You boys ready for your cockmeat sandwich Did you see that unicorn - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:07 Did you see that unicorn What are you doing - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:27 What are you doing Watch out for cheetahs - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:06 Watch out for cheetahs I'm telling you Jorge - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12 I'm telling you Jorge Did you take calculus in high school or something - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:16 Did you take calculus in high school or something Shut the fuck up - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:16 Shut the fuck up You don't happen to have a Baby Ruth on you - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:21 You don't happen to have a Baby Ruth on you I thought you were joking - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:14 I thought you were joking I kind of have this fantasy What is it - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:15 I kind of have this fantasy What is it Is that a KKK bonfire - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12 Is that a KKK bonfire What the nigger was that - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:04 What the nigger was that Thanks for stopping - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12 Thanks for stopping What are you doing here - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:08 What are you doing here Focus on the road - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:19 Focus on the road I know things can be hectic with the wedding - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12 I know things can be hectic with the wedding Neil Patrick Harris - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:16 Neil Patrick Harris Holy fucking shit that was awesome - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:23 Holy fucking shit that was awesome We're stealing his car - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:29 We're stealing his car And I always fuck up - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:32 And I always fuck up You know it's people like you - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12 You know it's people like you That was so fucking extreme - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:05 That was so fucking extreme If you like weed so much - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:11 If you like weed so much I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that Colton could - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:22 I can't promise you the kind of lifestyle that Colton... Ladies and Roldy - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:12 Ladies and Roldy Our dicks are touching - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:08 Our dicks are touching Quiet anus - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:04 Quiet anus When it comes to feeling good - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:11 When it comes to feeling good Shit It's Cheney Come on you guys Keep quiet Follow me - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:05 Shit It's Cheney Come on you guys Keep quiet Follow me Gross You fucking pissed on me - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:07 Gross You fucking pissed on me Look how cute this deer is - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:05 Look how cute this deer is What the fuck yo - Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 00:04 What the fuck yo

Cast

Harold - John Cho
Kumar - Kal Penn
Ron Fox - Rob Corddry
Deputy Frye - Jack Conley
Dr. Beecher - Roger Bart
All Cast