I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's...
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Kumar Patel:
[reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3']
I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed
[reciting the poem 'The Square Root of 3']
I fear that I will always be / A lonely number like root three / A three is all that's good and right, / Why must my three keep out of sight / Beneath a vicious square root sign, / I wish instead I were a nine / For nine could thwart this evil trick, / with just some quick arithmetic / I know I'll never see the sun, as 1.7321 / Such is my reality, a sad irrationality / When hark! What is this I see, / Another square root of a three / Has quietly come waltzing by, / Together now we multiply / To form a number we prefer, / Rejoicing as an integer / We break free from our mortal bonds / And with a wave of magic wands / Our square root signs become unglued / And love for me has been renewed
Full Transcript
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I fear that I will always be A lonely number like root three
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A three is all that's good and right
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Why must my three keep out of sight Beneath a vicious square root sign
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I wish instead I were a nine
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For nine could thwart this evil trick With just some quick arithmetic
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I know I'll never see the sun
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As 1 7321
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You fucking tool
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Quiet anus
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Such is my reality A sad irrationality
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When hark just what is this I see
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Another square root of a three
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Has quietly come waltzing by
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Together now we multiply
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To form a number we prefer
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Rejoicing as an integer
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We break free from our mortal bonds
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And with a wave of magic wands
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Our square root signs become unglued
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And love for me has been renewed
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Movie Summary
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
Actors
Kumar Patel
