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Ron Fox:
Do you have a problem with the way I run the show, Beecher? Dr. Beecher:
I'm just saying I looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel. They were both born and raised in New Jersey. Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they're clean. Ron Fox:
Oh, right! That's why they just broke out of prison! Dr. Beecher:
It's not even clear that they should've been there in the first place! Ron Fox:
[growing flustered]
Shouldn't have... [walks over to desk and picks up a picture of a little girl] Ron Fox:
You see this cute little white girl, Beecher? Dr. Beecher:
Yeah. Ron Fox:
Do you want her to get raped and murdered? Dr. Beecher:
Of course not. Ron Fox:
You sure? Cause this is America. Do you want to rape America? Dr. Beecher:
No. Ron Fox:
Then stop fucking with me! [throws picture against wall]
Do you have a problem with the way I run the show, Beecher? Dr. Beecher:
I'm just saying I looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel. They were both born and raised in New Jersey. Other than a couple of traffic tickets, they're clean. Ron Fox:
Oh, right! That's why they just broke out of prison! Dr. Beecher:
It's not even clear that they should've been there in the first place! Ron Fox:
[growing flustered]
Shouldn't have... [walks over to desk and picks up a picture of a little girl] Ron Fox:
You see this cute little white girl, Beecher? Dr. Beecher:
Yeah. Ron Fox:
Do you want her to get raped and murdered? Dr. Beecher:
Of course not. Ron Fox:
You sure? Cause this is America. Do you want to rape America? Dr. Beecher:
No. Ron Fox:
Then stop fucking with me! [throws picture against wall]
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Do you have a problem with the way I'm running the show Beecher
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I'm just saying that
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I've looked through the files on Harold Lee and Kumar Patel
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They were both born and raised in New Jersey
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Other than a couple of traffic tickets they're clean
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Right That's why they just broke out of prison
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But they It's not even clear that they should have been there in the first place
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Shut your
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You see this cute little white girl Beecher
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Yeah
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Do you want her to get raped and murdered
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Of course not
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You sure 'Cause this is America
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Do you want to rape America No
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Then stop fucking with me
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Movie Summary
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.

