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Goldstein:
Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer. Ron Fox:
Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights. Dr. Beecher:
The Bill of Rights? Why? Ron Fox:
Just do it! [Beecher leaves room] Ron Fox:
5 right? Rosenberg:
5, sure. Goldstein:
5 alive. Ron Fox:
Okay. [Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights] Ron Fox:
[undoing his pants]
You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment? [rips off paper and wipes his ass with it] Ron Fox:
[holding up paper with crap smeared on it]
There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment. Goldstein:
Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe? Ron Fox:
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy
Don't insult us, alright? I don't know what the hell's going on here, but I'm pleading the 5th until I speak to my lawyer. Ron Fox:
Oh, you plead the 5th, huh? Beecher, get me a copy of the Bill of Rights. Dr. Beecher:
The Bill of Rights? Why? Ron Fox:
Just do it! [Beecher leaves room] Ron Fox:
5 right? Rosenberg:
5, sure. Goldstein:
5 alive. Ron Fox:
Okay. [Beecher comes in with the Bill of Rights] Ron Fox:
[undoing his pants]
You want to know what I think of the 5th Amendment? [rips off paper and wipes his ass with it] Ron Fox:
[holding up paper with crap smeared on it]
There it is. That's what I think of the 5th Amendment. Goldstein:
Why the hell is your ass so dirty? Don't you wipe? Ron Fox:
Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy
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Look don't insult us all right
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I don't know what the hell is going on here
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but I'm pleading the Fifth until I speak to my lawyer
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You're pleading the Fifth huh
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Beecher give me a copy of the Bill of Rights
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The Bill of Rights Why
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Just do it
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Excuse me
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Five right
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Five alive Sure
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OK OK Good
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You wanna know what I think about the Fifth Amendment
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There it is
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That's what I think of the Fifth Amendment
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Why the hell is your ass so dirty Don't you wipe
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Don't ask questions you don't want the answer to buddy
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Movie Summary
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
