No buts! No buts! I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on! If you two don't...
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Kumar Patel:
[after getting through checkpoint]
Holy fucking shit that was awesome! Neil Patrick Harris:
Try having that conversation on shrooms. I deserve an Oscar for that performance! Harold Lee:
You do! Neil Patrick Harris:
Dudes, I'm going to take a little detour on the way, alright? Harold Lee:
No, Neil, no. We're almost there, man. Neil Patrick Harris:
No buts! No buts! I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on! If you two don't want to get your dicks wet, that's fine with me!
[after getting through checkpoint]
Holy fucking shit that was awesome! Neil Patrick Harris:
Try having that conversation on shrooms. I deserve an Oscar for that performance! Harold Lee:
You do! Neil Patrick Harris:
Dudes, I'm going to take a little detour on the way, alright? Harold Lee:
No, Neil, no. We're almost there, man. Neil Patrick Harris:
No buts! No buts! I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on! If you two don't want to get your dicks wet, that's fine with me!
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Holy fucking shit that was awesome
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Try having that conversation on shrooms
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I deserve an Oscar for that performance
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You do Dudes
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I'm gonna take a little detour on the way all right
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No Neil no
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But we're almost there man
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No buts No buts What do you do
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I'm going to a whorehouse and I'm gonna get my fuck on
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If you two don't want to get your dicks wet that's fine with me
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Movie Summary
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
