I have a lost love story of my own. Oh yeah? I'll never forget her. Her name was Tashonda....
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Neil Patrick Harris:
I have a lost love story of my own.
Kumar Patel:
Oh yeah?
Neil Patrick Harris:
I'll never forget her. Her name was Tashonda. She was Whoopi Goldberg's stand-in. Her skin was so soft, her lips were so sweet. She had these tiny little Hershey kisses nipples that you just wanted to suck on all night long. Anyway, last day of shooting I told her. I said "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up".
Kumar Patel:
Why'd you do that?
Neil Patrick Harris:
I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility. What a big mistake!
Neil Patrick Harris:
[slaps himself in the face]
Neil Patrick Harris:
The point is boys, even though I loved having sex with some hot random trim, a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda. Every time I see a bag of Hershey kisses, my balls get so wet.
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I said
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T Bird we're gonna have to break up
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Why did you do that
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I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility
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It was such a big mistake
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Why I mean with T Bird gone
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couldn't you have sex with whoever you wanted
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Let me be clear
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There is nothing on the planet
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that I love more than a hot new pussy
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Sure Nothing
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What does the P H Stands for in N P H
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Patrick Harris
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No common mistake Poon handler
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The point is boys
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even though I love havin' sex with some hot random trim
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a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda
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Every time I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses my balls get so wet
Clip duration: 55 seconds
Views: 839
Timestamp in movie: 01h 03m 54s
Uploaded: 19 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
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