I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!

Light-Skinned Black Security:

[after Kumar walks through metal detector]
Sir, I need you to step aside please. I need to search you. Kumar Patel:
Did I beep? Light-Skinned Black Security:
Oh no, you didn't beep. Just a random security check. If you can just step aside, please. Just over here. Kumar Patel:
[stepping aside]
Random, huh? Light-Skinned Black Security:
Yeah. Kumar Patel:
So this has nothing to do with my ethnicity? Harold Lee:
Come on, just do what the guy says. Light-Skinned Black Security:
Sir, it's our job as airport security to search for all possible weapons or illegal drugs. Kumar Patel:
So just because of the color of my skin you assume that I have drugs on me? Are you a Racist? Light-Skinned Black Security:
Racist? Dude, I'm black! Harold Lee:
He's black! He's not racist! Kumar Patel:
[laughing]
Please, dude. You're barely even brown. Compared to me, you look like Matthew Perry. Harold Lee:
No...! Light-Skinned Black Security:
Hey, who you callin' Matthew Perry, bitch? Kumar Patel:
I'm calling you Matthew Perry, you Matthew Perry-looking bitch!