Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her. I said... "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break...

Neil Patrick Harris: Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her. I said... "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up." Kumar Patel: Why did you do that? Neil Patrick Harris: I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility. It was such a big mistake. Kumar Patel: Why? I mean, with T-Bird gone, couldn't you have sex with whoever you wanted? Neil Patrick Harris: Let me be clear. There is nothing on the planet that I love more than a hot, new pussy. Kumar Patel: Sure. Neil Patrick Harris: Nothing. What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H? Harold Lee: Patrick Harris. Neil Patrick Harris: No, common mistake. Poon handler.

Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her. I said... "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up. " Why did you do that? I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility. It was such a big mistake. Why? I mean, with T-Bird gone... couldn't you have sex with whoever you wanted? Let me be clear. There is nothing on the planet... that I love more than a hot, new pussy. - Sure. - Nothing. What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H.? Patrick Harris. No, common mistake. Poon handler. The point is, boys... even though I love havin' sex with some hot, random trim... a day hasn't gone by where I haven't thought of Tashonda. Every time I see a bag of Hershey's Kisses, my balls get so wet. Here's to you, Tashonda. - I hope you kept the baby. - Wow.