No, common mistake. Poon handler
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Neil Patrick Harris:
Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her. I said... "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up." Kumar Patel:
Why did you do that? Neil Patrick Harris:
I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility. It was such a big mistake. Kumar Patel:
Why? I mean, with T-Bird gone, couldn't you have sex with whoever you wanted? Neil Patrick Harris:
Let me be clear. There is nothing on the planet that I love more than a hot, new pussy. Kumar Patel:
Sure. Neil Patrick Harris:
Nothing. What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H? Harold Lee:
Patrick Harris. Neil Patrick Harris:
No, common mistake. Poon handler
Anyway, last day of shooting, I told her. I said... "T-Bird, we're gonna have to break up." Kumar Patel:
Why did you do that? Neil Patrick Harris:
I didn't think I could take on that kind of responsibility. It was such a big mistake. Kumar Patel:
Why? I mean, with T-Bird gone, couldn't you have sex with whoever you wanted? Neil Patrick Harris:
Let me be clear. There is nothing on the planet that I love more than a hot, new pussy. Kumar Patel:
Sure. Neil Patrick Harris:
Nothing. What does the P.H. Stands for in N.P.H? Harold Lee:
Patrick Harris. Neil Patrick Harris:
No, common mistake. Poon handler
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Movie Summary
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
