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[first lines] Kumar Patel:
[taking a dump]
Oh God, dude! Harold Lee:
[in shower]
What the fuck? What the fuck? What are you doing? Kumar Patel:
I'm taking the most incredible dump of all time, man. Harold Lee:
You couldn't wait until I got out of the shower? Kumar Patel:
Um, may I remind you that we both just ate 30 burgers and 4 large orders of fries? [continues to take a dump] Kumar Patel:
Don't worry, in a little bit I'm sure it'll hit you too. Harold Lee:
Maybe, but I'm going to wait until you get out of the shower! Kumar Patel:
Well don't wait too long. We gotta leave for the airport in an hour. Harold Lee:
An hour? Kumar Patel:
Uh-huh. Oh, hey, Roldy? Harold Lee:
Yeah? Kumar Patel:
Nice pubes
[taking a dump]
Oh God, dude! Harold Lee:
[in shower]
What the fuck? What the fuck? What are you doing? Kumar Patel:
I'm taking the most incredible dump of all time, man. Harold Lee:
You couldn't wait until I got out of the shower? Kumar Patel:
Um, may I remind you that we both just ate 30 burgers and 4 large orders of fries? [continues to take a dump] Kumar Patel:
Don't worry, in a little bit I'm sure it'll hit you too. Harold Lee:
Maybe, but I'm going to wait until you get out of the shower! Kumar Patel:
Well don't wait too long. We gotta leave for the airport in an hour. Harold Lee:
An hour? Kumar Patel:
Uh-huh. Oh, hey, Roldy? Harold Lee:
Yeah? Kumar Patel:
Nice pubes
Full Transcript
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What is that sound Are you jerking off again What are you doing
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I'm taking a glorious pee pee
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Hey listen you're not gonna believe this
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but the other night I ended up at that Asian party
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and I schtupped Cindy Kim
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Shut the fuck up Are you serious
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Yeah man she even gave me a blumpkin
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What is a blumpkin
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It's when a girl gives you head while you're sitting on the toilet takin' a shit
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Really
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Hello Hey Hey What are you doing
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Movie Summary
After being mistaken for terrorists and thrown into Guantánamo Bay, stoners Harold and Kumar escape and return to the U.S., where they proceed to flee across the country with federal agents in hot pursuit.
