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"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" quotes

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle poster
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.

Director: Danny Leiner
Writer: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Production: N/A
Genre: adventure, comedy
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $18,250,550
Released: 30 Jul 2004
Awards: 3 nominations

88 video clips

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May I interject for a second - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 02:54 May I interject for a second We're watching The Gift - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 01:17 We're watching The Gift Are those my scissors - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:30 Are those my scissors EXTREME KAYAKING - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:10 EXTREME KAYAKING Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car So what are you in here for - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:34 So what are you in here for How is that not the worse news - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 How is that not the worse news What the hell are you doing with my wife - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:35 What the hell are you doing with my wife What are you talking about - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:22 What are you talking about I don't even know where the fuck I am right now - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 I don't even know where the fuck I am right now Where's his car - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Where's his car What the hell are you doing - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:15 What the hell are you doing I'm gonna be honest with you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 I'm gonna be honest with you Soft and chocolate lips - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Soft and chocolate lips I have to ask you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 I have to ask you Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:25 Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you... Have you seen a Korean guy around here - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 Have you seen a Korean guy around here Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:16 Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set Let me take a couple of guesses - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:23 Let me take a couple of guesses What's that smell - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:32 What's that smell A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:20 A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:21 It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there Sorry kids we ain't going nowhere - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:26 Sorry kids we ain't going nowhere She's not possessed - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 She's not possessed Thank you come again - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Thank you come again Whatever you want - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:37 Whatever you want I forgot my cell phone - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 I forgot my cell phone What are you doin' - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 What are you doin' How did you know - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 How did you know Let her touch your penis - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Let her touch your penis Who wants first reach around - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Who wants first reach around Check out those boils on his neck - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:37 Check out those boils on his neck Do you want to play Battleshit - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 Do you want to play Battleshit I think Kumar's a faygele - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 I think Kumar's a faygele You gotta come quick - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 You gotta come quick Am I really high - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:06 Am I really high I want 30 sliders - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 I want 30 sliders How were Katie Holmes' tits - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 How were Katie Holmes' tits What kind of name is that anyhow - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 What kind of name is that anyhow Police in Cherry Hill - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:30 Police in Cherry Hill What is this shit - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 What is this shit On a scale of 1 to 10 - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 On a scale of 1 to 10 This is worth 40 tops bro - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:29 This is worth 40 tops bro 20 of those burgers - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:10 20 of those burgers What I said him goes double for you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:18 What I said him goes double for you What the hell are you doing God - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:17 What the hell are you doing God We could have seriously injured ourselves man - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:12 We could have seriously injured ourselves man Wherever God takes me - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:06 Wherever God takes me You sank my battleshit - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 You sank my battleshit You fucking twat - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 You fucking twat You retarded cocksucker - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 You retarded cocksucker You sank my destroyer - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 You sank my destroyer So what are you in for - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:34 So what are you in for I'm about to have the worst case of taco shits - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:15 I'm about to have the worst case of taco shits That was SO not extreme - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 That was SO not extreme We're so high right now - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 We're so high right now The universe tends to unfold as it should - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 The universe tends to unfold as it should I can't believe you were gonna ditch for the Joy Luck Club - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 I can't believe you were gonna ditch for the Joy Luck... Dude am I deaf or did he just say we get to fuck his wife - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Dude am I deaf or did he just say we get to fuck his wife This is either a really smart move - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 This is either a really smart move Hang on a second - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:22 Hang on a second Hey asshole Why don't you leave that guy alone - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 Hey asshole Why don't you leave that guy alone I love that show - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:18 I love that show Like a big bag of it - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:26 Like a big bag of it It won't happen again - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 It won't happen again Oh no problem at all - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:26 Oh no problem at all No sudden movements - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 No sudden movements What the hell's going on - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:35 What the hell's going on I want 30 Slyders 5 French fries and 4 large Cherry Cokes - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 I want 30 Slyders 5 French fries and 4 large Cherry Cokes So are you boys gonna fuck me now or what - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 So are you boys gonna fuck me now or what I hope you are here to apologize for what you did at your interview this afternoon - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:34 I hope you are here to apologize for what you did at your... Learn how to fuckin' make coffee - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:06 Learn how to fuckin' make coffee Now we're in Newark - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:32 Now we're in Newark Get your ass ready - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:18 Get your ass ready Come on guys let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain Dew - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Come on guys let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain... Shotgun anus Forget it - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Shotgun anus Forget it There's something I forgot to tell you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 There's something I forgot to tell you Congratu fuckin' lations - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Congratu fuckin' lations What the hell are you doing God - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 What the hell are you doing God The devil is everywhere - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 The devil is everywhere Hey Randy what the devil huh - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 Hey Randy what the devil huh Tits Tits Boobies boobies boobies - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Tits Tits Boobies boobies boobies And this is Harold - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 And this is Harold Sorry but if you boys want me you have to do me at the same time - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 Sorry but if you boys want me you have to do me at the same... Hey Apu - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 Hey Apu Check it out Extreme cheddar - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Check it out Extreme cheddar Oh look - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 Oh look Late night Math League meeting homos - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Late night Math League meeting homos

Cast

Harold Lee - John Cho
Billy Carver - Ethan Embry
J.D. - Rob Tinkler
Dr. Willoughby - Fred Willard
Kumar Patel - Kal Penn
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