"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" quotes

Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle poster
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.

Director: Danny Leiner
Writer: Jon Hurwitz, Hayden Schlossberg
Production: N/A
Year: 2004
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.0
BoxOffice: $18,250,550
Released: 30 Jul 2004
Awards: 3 nominations

88 Clips

Late night Math League meeting homos - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Late night Math League meeting homos Oh look - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 Oh look Check it out Extreme cheddar - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Check it out Extreme cheddar Hey Apu - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 Hey Apu Sorry but if you boys want me you have to do me at the same time - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 Sorry but if you boys want me you have to do me at the same... And this is Harold - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 And this is Harold Tits Tits Boobies boobies boobies - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Tits Tits Boobies boobies boobies Hey Randy what the devil huh - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 Hey Randy what the devil huh The devil is everywhere - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 The devil is everywhere What the hell are you doing God - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 What the hell are you doing God Congratu fuckin' lations - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Congratu fuckin' lations There's something I forgot to tell you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 There's something I forgot to tell you Shotgun anus Forget it - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Shotgun anus Forget it Come on guys let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain Dew - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Come on guys let's get ourselves some fucking Mountain Dew Get your ass ready - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:18 Get your ass ready Now we're in Newark - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:32 Now we're in Newark Learn how to fuckin' make coffee - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:06 Learn how to fuckin' make coffee I hope you are here to apologize for what you did at your interview this afternoon - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:34 I hope you are here to apologize for what you did at your... So are you boys gonna fuck me now or what - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 So are you boys gonna fuck me now or what I want 30 Slyders 5 French fries and 4 large Cherry Cokes - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 I want 30 Slyders 5 French fries and 4 large Cherry Cokes What the hell's going on - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:35 What the hell's going on No sudden movements - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 No sudden movements Oh no problem at all - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:26 Oh no problem at all It won't happen again - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 It won't happen again Like a big bag of it - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:26 Like a big bag of it I love that show - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:18 I love that show Hey asshole Why don't you leave that guy alone - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 Hey asshole Why don't you leave that guy alone Hang on a second - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:22 Hang on a second This is either a really smart move - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 This is either a really smart move Dude am I deaf or did he just say we get to fuck his wife - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Dude am I deaf or did he just say we get to fuck his wife I can't believe you were gonna ditch for the Joy Luck Club - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 I can't believe you were gonna ditch for the Joy Luck Club The universe tends to unfold as it should - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 The universe tends to unfold as it should We're so high right now - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 We're so high right now That was SO not extreme - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 That was SO not extreme I'm about to have the worst case of taco shits - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:15 I'm about to have the worst case of taco shits So what are you in for - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:34 So what are you in for You sank my destroyer - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 You sank my destroyer You retarded cocksucker - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 You retarded cocksucker You fucking twat - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 You fucking twat You sank my battleshit - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 You sank my battleshit Wherever God takes me - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:06 Wherever God takes me We could have seriously injured ourselves man - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:12 We could have seriously injured ourselves man What the hell are you doing God - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:17 What the hell are you doing God What I said him goes double for you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:18 What I said him goes double for you 20 of those burgers - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:10 20 of those burgers This is worth 40 tops bro - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:29 This is worth 40 tops bro On a scale of 1 to 10 - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 On a scale of 1 to 10 What is this shit - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 What is this shit Police in Cherry Hill - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:30 Police in Cherry Hill What kind of name is that anyhow - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 What kind of name is that anyhow How were Katie Holmes' tits - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 How were Katie Holmes' tits I want 30 sliders - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 I want 30 sliders Am I really high - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:06 Am I really high You gotta come quick - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 You gotta come quick I think Kumar's a  faygele - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:08 I think Kumar's a faygele Do you want to play Battleshit - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 Do you want to play Battleshit Check out those boils on his neck - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:37 Check out those boils on his neck Who wants first reach around - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Who wants first reach around Let her touch your penis - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Let her touch your penis How did you know - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 How did you know What are you doin' - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:09 What are you doin' I forgot my cell phone - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 I forgot my cell phone Whatever you want - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:37 Whatever you want Thank you come again - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Thank you come again She's not possessed - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:14 She's not possessed Sorry kids we ain't going nowhere - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:26 Sorry kids we ain't going nowhere It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:21 It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:20 A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog What's that smell - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:32 What's that smell Let me take a couple of guesses - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:23 Let me take a couple of guesses Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:16 Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set Have you seen a Korean guy around here - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:07 Have you seen a Korean guy around here Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you took the car - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:25 Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you... I have to ask you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 I have to ask you Soft and chocolate lips - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Soft and chocolate lips I'm gonna be honest with you - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 I'm gonna be honest with you What the hell are you doing - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:15 What the hell are you doing Where's his car - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:04 Where's his car I don't even know where the fuck I am right now - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:36 I don't even know where the fuck I am right now What are you talking about - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:22 What are you talking about What the hell are you doing with my wife - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:35 What the hell are you doing with my wife How is that not the worse news - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:11 How is that not the worse news So what are you in here for - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:34 So what are you in here for Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:05 Did Doogie Howser just steal my fucking car EXTREME KAYAKING - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:10 EXTREME KAYAKING Are those my scissors - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 00:30 Are those my scissors We're watching The Gift - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 01:17 We're watching The Gift May I interject for a second - Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle 02:54 May I interject for a second

Cast

Harold Lee - John Cho
Billy Carver - Ethan Embry
Dr. Willoughby - Fred Willard
Kumar Patel - Kal Penn
Extreme Sports Punk #1 - Dan Bochart
Maria (as Paula Garcès) - Paula Garcés
'I'm So High' Kid - Mike Sheer
'Don't You Wanna Be Cool' Kid - Christopher Thompson
Goldstein - David Krumholtz
Rosenberg - Eddie Kaye Thomas
Mean Tollbooth Guy - Angelo Tsarouchas
Burger Shack Employee - Anthony Anderson
Cindy Kim - Siu Ta
Kenneth Park - Bobby Lee
Hippie Student - Dov Tiefenbach
Christy - Kate Kelton
Clarissa - Brooke D'Orsay
Security Guard - Albert Howell
Dr. Patel - Errol Sitahal
Saikat Patel - Shaun Majumder
Male Nurse - Ryan Reynolds
E.R. Patient - Boyd Banks
Freakshow - Christopher Meloni
Neil Patrick Harris - Neil Patrick Harris
Indian Cashier - Rick Sood
Officer Palumbo - Sandy Jobin-Bevans
Officer Martone - Brad Borbridge
Officer Reilly - Frank Spadone
Giant Bag of Weed - Jordan Prentice
Nathaniel Brooks - Gary Archibald
Officer Brucks - John Boylan
White Castle Teenager - Dan Warry-Smith
Female Anchor - Thea Andrews
Violinist - Lisa Buckley
Extreme Sports Punk #4 - J. Blake Fichera
Blonde Party Girl - Jennifer Hill
Creepy Guy - Jamie Kennedy
Billy Carver's Girlfriend - Melissa Papay
Resident Doctor Holding Clipboard - Weir Revie
Business Man - Michael Sercerchi
Guy who looks like Harold - Travis Woo