Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Dude, I...
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Harold:
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you?
Neil Patrick Harris:
Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since.
Kumar:
That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy!
Harold:
Huh?
Neil Patrick Harris:
It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle.
Kumar:
No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night.
Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers.
[sings]
Neil Patrick Harris:
Lapdance...
Kumar:
[pause]
There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions.
Neil Patrick Harris:
You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood.
[they park, pause]
Neil Patrick Harris:
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry...
Kumar:
Look, chill.
Harold:
We'll be right back, Neil.
[they exit the car]
Harold:
Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
Transcript
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Dude I don't even know where the fuck I am right now
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I was at this party earlier tonight
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and some guy hooked me up with this incredible X
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The next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car
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I've been tripping balls ever since That's crazy dude
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We've been having a pretty crazy night too
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We've just been driving around looking for White Castle
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but we keep getting sidetracked
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Yeah dude you fascinate me
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Forget White Castle Let's go get some pussy
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Huh It's a fuckin' sausage fest in here
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Let's get us some poontang Then we'll go to White Castle
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No Neil you don't understand
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We've been craving these burgers all night
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Yeah I've been craving burgers too fur burgers
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Come on dudes let's pick up some trim at a strip club
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 405
Timestamp in movie: 00h 47m 16s
Uploaded: 16 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
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00:35 What the hell are you doing with my wife
00:25 Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you...
00:15 What the hell are you doing
00:36 I have to ask you
00:04 Where's his car
02:54 May I interject for a second
00:32 What's that smell
00:08 I think Kumar's a faygele
00:07 Have you seen a Korean guy around here
00:16 Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set
00:36 I'm gonna be honest with you
00:14 You gotta come quick
00:23 Let me take a couple of guesses
00:20 A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog
00:21 It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there
01:17 We're watching The Gift
00:05 Let her touch your penis
00:18 What I said him goes double for you
00:04 Who wants first reach around
00:05 You fucking twat