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I don't even know where the fuck I am right now
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Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Dude, I...

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Harold: Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Neil Patrick Harris: Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since. Kumar: That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy! Harold: Huh? Neil Patrick Harris: It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle. Kumar: No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night. Neil Patrick Harris: Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Neil Patrick Harris: Lapdance... Kumar: [pause] There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions. Neil Patrick Harris: You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood. [they park, pause] Neil Patrick Harris: Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry... Kumar: Look, chill. Harold: We'll be right back, Neil. [they exit the car] Harold: Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?


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Dude I don't even know where the fuck I am right now
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I was at this party earlier tonight
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and some guy hooked me up with this incredible X
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The next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car
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I've been tripping balls ever since That's crazy dude
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We've been having a pretty crazy night too
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We've just been driving around looking for White Castle
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but we keep getting sidetracked
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Yeah dude you fascinate me
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Forget White Castle Let's go get some pussy
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Huh It's a fuckin' sausage fest in here
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Let's get us some poontang Then we'll go to White Castle
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No Neil you don't understand
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We've been craving these burgers all night
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Yeah I've been craving burgers too fur burgers
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Come on dudes let's pick up some trim at a strip club

Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 405
Timestamp in movie: 00h 47m 16s
Uploaded: 16 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.


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