Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
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Harold:
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Neil Patrick Harris:
Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since. Kumar:
That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked. Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy! Harold:
Huh? Neil Patrick Harris:
It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle. Kumar:
No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night. Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Neil Patrick Harris:
Lapdance... Kumar:
[pause]
There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions. Neil Patrick Harris:
You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood. [they park, pause] Neil Patrick Harris:
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry... Kumar:
Look, chill. Harold:
We'll be right back, Neil. [they exit the car] Harold:
Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
Neil, you wouldn't happen to know how to get on the highway from here, would you? Neil Patrick Harris:
Dude, I don't even know where the fuck I am right now. I was at this party earlier tonight and some guy hooked me up with this incredible "X" - next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car. I've been trippin' balls ever since. Kumar:
That's crazy, dude. We've been having a pretty crazy, night, too. We've just been driving around looking for White Castle but we keep getting sidetracked. Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, dude, you fascinate me. Forget White Castle, let's go get some pussy! Harold:
Huh? Neil Patrick Harris:
It's a fucking sausage fest in here, bros. Let's get some poontang, THEN we'll go to White Castle. Kumar:
No, Neil, you don't understand. We've been craving these burgers all night. Neil Patrick Harris:
Yeah, I've been craving burgers, too. Furburgers. Come on, dudes, let's pick up some trim at a strip club. The Doogie line always works on strippers. [sings] Neil Patrick Harris:
Lapdance... Kumar:
[pause]
There's a gas station. I'm gonaa see if I can get some directions. Neil Patrick Harris:
You don't need dir- gah! Hurry up, dudes, hurry up! I'm losing wood. [they park, pause] Neil Patrick Harris:
Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry... Kumar:
Look, chill. Harold:
We'll be right back, Neil. [they exit the car] Harold:
Dude, what is the deal with Neil Patrick Harris? Why is he so horny?
Full Transcript
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Dude I don't even know where the fuck I am right now
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I was at this party earlier tonight
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and some guy hooked me up with this incredible X
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The next thing I know I'm being thrown out of a moving car
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I've been tripping balls ever since That's crazy dude
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We've been having a pretty crazy night too
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We've just been driving around looking for White Castle
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but we keep getting sidetracked
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Yeah dude you fascinate me
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Forget White Castle Let's go get some pussy
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Huh It's a fuckin' sausage fest in here
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Let's get us some poontang Then we'll go to White Castle
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No Neil you don't understand
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We've been craving these burgers all night
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Yeah I've been craving burgers too fur burgers
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Come on dudes let's pick up some trim at a strip club
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Movie Summary
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
Actors
Neil Patrick Harris
