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Kumar:
[walks up to a bush and starts peeing]
Ahh. [Creepy Guy walks up out of nowhere and starts peeing right next to him] Kumar:
'Scuse me, I just... Creepy Guy:
Huh? Kumar:
I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... Why are you peeing... right here? Creepy Guy:
What? Kumar:
I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or... Creepy Guy:
Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it? Kumar:
Well, no one was here when I chose this bush. Creepy Guy:
Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh? Kumar:
No, it's just... I just... Creepy Guy:
This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush? Kumar:
No, I just thought that... Creepy Guy:
You the king of the forest? Kumar:
I'm sorry? Creepy Guy:
What? Creepy Guy:
You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS This your SPECIAL BUSH? Kumar:
Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight. [they pee in silence for a bit] Creepy Guy:
[quietly]
Nice pubes. Kumar:
[pauses, creeped out]
Thanks
[walks up to a bush and starts peeing]
Ahh. [Creepy Guy walks up out of nowhere and starts peeing right next to him] Kumar:
'Scuse me, I just... Creepy Guy:
Huh? Kumar:
I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... Why are you peeing... right here? Creepy Guy:
What? Kumar:
I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or... Creepy Guy:
Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it? Kumar:
Well, no one was here when I chose this bush. Creepy Guy:
Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh? Kumar:
No, it's just... I just... Creepy Guy:
This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush? Kumar:
No, I just thought that... Creepy Guy:
You the king of the forest? Kumar:
I'm sorry? Creepy Guy:
What? Creepy Guy:
You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS This your SPECIAL BUSH? Kumar:
Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight. [they pee in silence for a bit] Creepy Guy:
[quietly]
Nice pubes. Kumar:
[pauses, creeped out]
Thanks
Full Transcript
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Excuse me I have to Huh
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I have to ask you Why are you peeing right here
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What
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I mean why'd you pee right next to me
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when you could choose that bush or
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This is a good bush to pee on
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Why are you peeing on it
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Well no one was here when I chose this bush
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Oh
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So you get to pee on it and no one else does Huh
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No I just This your bush
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You have a special bond with this bush
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No I just thought that You the king of the forest
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I'm sorry What
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Movie Summary
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
Actors
Creepy Guy
