Ahh. 'Scuse me, I just... Huh? I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you...
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Kumar:
[walks up to a bush and starts peeing]
Ahh.
[Creepy Guy walks up out of nowhere and starts peeing right next to him]
Kumar:
'Scuse me, I just...
Creepy Guy:
Huh?
Kumar:
I have to ask you, why'd you... wha... wha... why are you peeing... right here?
Creepy Guy:
What?
Kumar:
I mean... why'd you pee right next to me when you could like, choose that bush, or...
Creepy Guy:
Well, this bush looked like I should pee on it. Why are you peeing on it?
Kumar:
Well, no one was here when I chose this bush.
Creepy Guy:
Oh, so you get to pee on it and no one else does? Huh?
Kumar:
No, it's just... I just...
Creepy Guy:
This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar:
No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy:
You the king of the forest?
Kumar:
I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy:
What?
Creepy Guy:
You fuckin' tree-hugger. IS THIS YOUR SPECIAL BUSH?
Kumar:
Never mind. Forget it, I really don't feel like gettin' stabbed tonight.
[they pee in silence for a bit]
Creepy Guy:
[quietly]
Nice pubes.
Kumar:
[pauses, creeped out]
Thanks.
Transcript
00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.468
Excuse me I have to Huh
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I have to ask you Why are you peeing right here
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What
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I mean why'd you pee right next to me
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when you could choose that bush or
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This is a good bush to pee on
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Why are you peeing on it
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Well no one was here when I chose this bush
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Oh
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So you get to pee on it and no one else does Huh
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No I just This your bush
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You have a special bond with this bush
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No I just thought that You the king of the forest
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I'm sorry What
Clip duration: 36 seconds
Views: 772
Timestamp in movie: 00h 27m 56s
Uploaded: 16 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
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00:04 Where's his car
02:54 May I interject for a second
00:32 What's that smell
00:08 I think Kumar's a faygele
00:07 Have you seen a Korean guy around here
00:16 Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set
00:36 I'm gonna be honest with you
00:14 You gotta come quick
00:23 Let me take a couple of guesses
00:20 A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog
00:21 It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there
01:17 We're watching The Gift
00:05 Let her touch your penis
00:18 What I said him goes double for you
00:04 Who wants first reach around
00:05 You fucking twat
00:05 You retarded cocksucker
00:05 We're so high right now
00:37 Whatever you want
00:06 Am I really high