Excuse me officer. Let me take a couple of guesses. You were probably the big asshole in...
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Kumar:
Excuse me officer. Let me take a couple of guesses. You were probably the big asshole in your high school, right?
Officer Martone:
Absolutely right.
Kumar:
Used to pick on guys like us every day, right?
Officer Martone:
With pleasure.
Kumar:
Then graduation day came, and we went to college, and you went nowhere, and you thought, "Hey, how can I still give them shit? I know, I'll become a cop."
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Excuse me officer let me take a couple of guesses
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I'm really sorry Get your hands down
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Okay alright No sudden moves Back it up
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You were probably the big asshole in your high school right
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Absolutely right
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Used to pick on guys like us every day right
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With pleasure
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Then graduation day came and we went to college
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and you went nowhere and you thought
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Hey how can I still give them shit
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I know I'll become a cop
Clip duration: 23 seconds
Views: 344
Timestamp in movie: 00h 54m 10s
Uploaded: 16 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
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