Oh, shoot
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Kumar:
[notices the ticket fee]
$220? Are you crazy? Excuse me, Officer sir! Let me just take a few guesses here! Harold:
[stands in front of Kumar, pleading to the officer]
I'm really sorry for this... Officer Palumbo:
No sudden movements! Back it up! Kumar:
You were probably the big asshole in high school, right? Officer Palumbo:
Absolutely right. Kumar:
And you used to pick on guys like us everyday for fun? Officer Palumbo:
With pleasure. Kumar:
But then graduation day came! We went to college, while you went nowhere. And then you began to think to yourself, "Gee. How can I still give them grief? Oh, I know, I'll just become a cop." Yeah? Well, congratulations! Your dream has come true! Now, why don't you just take this quiet little Asian guy with the American name that treats you so well and give him some more tickets or better just take him to jail. Officer Palumbo:
Even better. [to Harold] Officer Palumbo:
You're going downtown thanks to your friend here. Kumar:
[to Harold, mockingly]
Oh, great American name, Harold! Harold:
[lunges his fist toward Kumar, but misses and strikes Officer Palumbo in the face]
Yaaah! Officer Palumbo:
Huh. [spits his gum out, angrily] Harold:
[placed in jail with a blank expression on his face]
Oh, shoot
[notices the ticket fee]
$220? Are you crazy? Excuse me, Officer sir! Let me just take a few guesses here! Harold:
[stands in front of Kumar, pleading to the officer]
I'm really sorry for this... Officer Palumbo:
No sudden movements! Back it up! Kumar:
You were probably the big asshole in high school, right? Officer Palumbo:
Absolutely right. Kumar:
And you used to pick on guys like us everyday for fun? Officer Palumbo:
With pleasure. Kumar:
But then graduation day came! We went to college, while you went nowhere. And then you began to think to yourself, "Gee. How can I still give them grief? Oh, I know, I'll just become a cop." Yeah? Well, congratulations! Your dream has come true! Now, why don't you just take this quiet little Asian guy with the American name that treats you so well and give him some more tickets or better just take him to jail. Officer Palumbo:
Even better. [to Harold] Officer Palumbo:
You're going downtown thanks to your friend here. Kumar:
[to Harold, mockingly]
Oh, great American name, Harold! Harold:
[lunges his fist toward Kumar, but misses and strikes Officer Palumbo in the face]
Yaaah! Officer Palumbo:
Huh. [spits his gum out, angrily] Harold:
[placed in jail with a blank expression on his face]
Oh, shoot
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Excuse me officer let me take a couple of guesses
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I'm really sorry Get your hands down
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Okay alright No sudden moves Back it up
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You were probably the big asshole in your high school right
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Absolutely right
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Used to pick on guys like us every day right
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With pleasure
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Then graduation day came and we went to college
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and you went nowhere and you thought
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Hey how can I still give them shit
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I know I'll become a cop
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Well congratu fuckin' lations Your dream has come true
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Now why don't you just take this quiet little Asian guy
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with the Anglicized name that treats you so well
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and give him a couple of other tickets
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Better yet just take him to jail Better idea
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Why don't you just arrest him Does that work out for you okay Harold
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Movie Summary
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
