So what are you in for? For being Black. Seriously. I am being serious. You wanna know...
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Harold:
So what are you in for?
Tarik:
For being Black.
Harold:
Seriously.
Tarik:
I am being serious. You wanna know what happened? I was walking out of a Barnes & Nobles, and a cop stops me. Evidently, a Black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So, he starts beating with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.
Harold:
Holy shit! What did you do?
Tarik:
I said, " I understand that I am under arrest. Now please stop beating me."
Harold:
I don't understand how you can be so calm about this.
Tarik:
Look at me. I'm fat, Black, can't dance and have tow gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense in getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus, I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
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So what are you in here for For being black
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Seriously
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I am serious You wanna know what happened
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I was walking out of a Barnes Noble
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and a cop stops me
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Evidently a black guy robbed a store in Newark
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I told him I haven't even been to Newark in months
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So he starts beating me with his gun
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telling me to stop resisting arrest Holy shit What'd you do
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I kept saying I understand I'm under arrest
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Now please stop beating me
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I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 278
Timestamp in movie: 00h 55m 25s
Uploaded: 16 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
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