So what are you in here for? For being black. Seriously. I am serious. You wanna know what...
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Harold:
So what are you in here for?
Tarik:
For being black.
Harold:
Seriously.
Tarik:
I am serious. You wanna know what happened? I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble, and a cop stops me. Now evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So he starts beating me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest.
Harold:
Holy shit! What'd you do?
Tarik:
I kept saying, "I understand I'm under arrest. Now please stop beating me."
Harold:
I'm sorry, I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this.
Tarik:
Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy.
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So what are you in here for For being black
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Seriously
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I am serious You wanna know what happened
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I was walking out of a Barnes Noble
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and a cop stops me
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Evidently a black guy robbed a store in Newark
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I told him I haven't even been to Newark in months
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So he starts beating me with his gun
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telling me to stop resisting arrest Holy shit What'd you do
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I kept saying I understand I'm under arrest
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Now please stop beating me
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I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this
Clip duration: 34 seconds
Views: 508
Timestamp in movie: 00h 55m 25s
Uploaded: 16 November, 2022
Genres: adventure, comedy
Summary: A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
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00:11 How is that not the worse news
00:22 What are you talking about
00:36 I don't even know where the fuck I am right now
00:35 What the hell are you doing with my wife
00:25 Do you know what the hell we had to go through after you...
00:15 What the hell are you doing
00:36 I have to ask you
00:04 Where's his car
02:54 May I interject for a second
00:32 What's that smell
00:08 I think Kumar's a faygele
00:07 Have you seen a Korean guy around here
00:16 Did you ever get it on with Wanda off the set
00:36 I'm gonna be honest with you
00:14 You gotta come quick
00:23 Let me take a couple of guesses
00:20 A Hot Dog Heaven super chili cheese dog
00:21 It's gonna take me a while to fix up your car there
01:17 We're watching The Gift
00:05 Let her touch your penis