Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been...
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Harold:
So what are you in here for? Tarik:
For being black. Harold:
Seriously. Tarik:
I am serious. You wanna know what happened? I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble, and a cop stops me. Now evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So he starts beating me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest. Harold:
Holy shit! What'd you do? Tarik:
I kept saying, "I understand I'm under arrest. Now please stop beating me." Harold:
I'm sorry, I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this. Tarik:
Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy
So what are you in here for? Tarik:
For being black. Harold:
Seriously. Tarik:
I am serious. You wanna know what happened? I was walking out of a Barnes & Noble, and a cop stops me. Now evidently, a black guy robbed a store in Newark. I told him, "I haven't even been to Newark in months." So he starts beating me with his gun, telling me to stop resisting arrest. Harold:
Holy shit! What'd you do? Tarik:
I kept saying, "I understand I'm under arrest. Now please stop beating me." Harold:
I'm sorry, I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this. Tarik:
Look at me. I'm fat, black, can't dance, and I have two gay fathers. People have been messing with me my whole life. I learned a long time ago there's no sense getting all riled up every time a bunch of idiots give you a hard time. In the end, the universe tends to unfold as it should. Plus I have a really large penis. That keeps me happy
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So what are you in here for For being black
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Seriously
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I am serious You wanna know what happened
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I was walking out of a Barnes Noble
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and a cop stops me
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Evidently a black guy robbed a store in Newark
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I told him I haven't even been to Newark in months
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So he starts beating me with his gun
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telling me to stop resisting arrest Holy shit What'd you do
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I kept saying I understand I'm under arrest
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Now please stop beating me
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I don't understand how you can be so calm about all this
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Movie Summary
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.
Actors
Tarik
