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Goldstein:
Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie. Harold:
Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits? Rosenberg:
Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs. Goldstein:
Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea! Rosenberg:
Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement. Goldstein:
So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true. Rosenberg:
[shrugs; beat]
Touché
Sorry, kids. We ain't goin' nowhere. We're watching The Gift. Supposedly Katie Holmes shows her titties in this movie. Harold:
Is that all you Jews ever think about? Tits? Rosenberg:
Katie Holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and I'm gonna see her boobs. Goldstein:
Oh man, the things I would eat out of her ass... you have no idea! Rosenberg:
Ugh! That is a completely disgusting and vulgar statement. Goldstein:
So is, "I wanna bang Britney Spears on the bathroom floor," but it's true. Rosenberg:
[shrugs; beat]
Touché
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Movie Summary
A Korean-American office worker and his Indian-American stoner friend embark on a quest to satisfy their desire for White Castle burgers.

