Harold and Maude quotes

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Young, rich, and obsessed with death, Harold finds himself changed forever when he meets lively septuagenarian Maude at a funeral.

Director: Hal Ashby
Writer: Colin Higgins
Production: N/A
Year: 1971
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Dec 1971
Awards: 2 wins & 3 nominations total

47 Clips & Quotes

Everyone  has the right to make an ass out of themselves - Harold and Maude 00:33 Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves I don't know - Harold and Maude 01:39 I don't know A lot of people enjoy being dead - Harold and Maude 00:50 A lot of people enjoy being dead You sure have a way with people - Harold and Maude 00:18 You sure have a way with people For me they will always be    glorious  birds - Harold and Maude 00:49 For me they will always be glorious birds I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries - Harold and Maude 00:44 I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries That's  wonderful - Harold and Maude 00:20 That's wonderful Harold loves Maude - Harold and Maude 00:32 Harold loves Maude A very common neurosis - Harold and Maude 00:50 A very common neurosis How many of these - Harold and Maude 00:57 How many of these I would be remiss in my duty - Harold and Maude 00:42 I would be remiss in my duty It's best not to be too moral - Harold and Maude 00:40 It's best not to be too moral Do you pray - Harold and Maude 00:15 Do you pray You can't do that - Harold and Maude 00:33 You can't do that Nevertheless - Harold and Maude 01:33 Nevertheless Don't  get officious - Harold and Maude 00:27 Don't get officious That's very interesting - Harold and Maude 01:20 That's very interesting I haven't lived - Harold and Maude 00:15 I haven't lived I like you - Harold and Maude 00:11 I like you I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell - Harold and Maude 00:31 I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell You don't use the umbrella anymore - Harold and Maude 00:38 You don't use the umbrella anymore I don't play anything - Harold and Maude 00:34 I don't play anything Do you dance - Harold and Maude 00:17 Do you dance I have here - Harold and Maude 01:34 I have here I suppose you think that's very funny - Harold and Maude 00:18 I suppose you think that's very funny This old thing handles well - Harold and Maude 00:32 This old thing handles well Consistency is not  really  a human trait - Harold and Maude 00:19 Consistency is not really a human trait What were you fighting for - Harold and Maude 00:37 What were you fighting for Wouldn't you say - Harold and Maude 00:51 Wouldn't you say If you know what I mean - Harold and Maude 00:26 If you know what I mean Who sends dead flowers to a funeral - Harold and Maude 00:12 Who sends dead flowers to a funeral She took my head - Harold and Maude 00:17 She took my head That was your last date - Harold and Maude 00:15 That was your last date During war time - Harold and Maude 00:21 During war time Grab the shovel - Harold and Maude 00:10 Grab the shovel What do you say - Harold and Maude 01:40 What do you say The two best wars this country ever fought were against the Gerrys - Harold and Maude 00:53 The two best wars this country ever fought were against the... She provides the  whole  southwest with chicken feed - Harold and Maude 00:18 She provides the whole southwest with chicken feed Is it enough - Harold and Maude 00:14 Is it enough I should like to change into a sunflower most of all - Harold and Maude 01:42 I should like to change into a sunflower most of all The earth is my body - Harold and Maude 00:22 The earth is my body We have  got  to do something about this life - Harold and Maude 00:29 We have got to do something about this life You hop in any car you want and just drive off - Harold and Maude 01:28 You hop in any car you want and just drive off Do you sing and dance - Harold and Maude 00:12 Do you sing and dance I don't have one - Harold and Maude 00:49 I don't have one They screen out the fat and ugly - Harold and Maude 01:35 They screen out the fat and ugly It's a great life - Harold and Maude 01:42 It's a great life

Cast

Maude - Ruth Gordon
Harold - Bud Cort
Mrs. Chasen - Vivian Pickles
Glaucus - Cyril Cusack
Uncle Victor - Charles Tyner
Sunshine Doré - Ellen Geer
Psychiatrist - G. Wood
Candy Gulf - Judy Engles
Edith Phern - Shari Summers
Motorcycle Officer - Tom Skerritt
Girlfriend - Susan Madigan
Police Officer (as Ray Goman) - Ray K. Goman
Police Officer (as Gordon DeVol) - Gordon De Vol
Police Officer - Harvey Brumfield
Head Nurse (as Sonia Sorrell) - Sonia Sorel
Student Nurse - Margot Jones
Intern - Barry Higgins
Bearded Man Watching Model Train - Hal Ashby
Policeman (unconfirmed) - Michael L. Davis
Priest at funeral - Chuck Dorsett
Madame Arouet - Marjorie Eaton
Motorcycle Officer - William Lucking
Hearse Salesman - Charles Mulvehill
Graveside Mouner - Bill Riddle
Man in Front of Maude at Funeral (unconfirmed) - Cat Stevens
Student #2 - Erick Vinther