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"Harold and Maude" quotes

Harold and Maude poster
Young, rich, and obsessed with death, Harold finds himself changed forever when he meets lively septuagenarian Maude at a funeral.

Director: Hal Ashby
Writer: Colin Higgins
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1971
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Dec 1971
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 wins & 3 nominations total

66 Clips

SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY - Harold and Maude 00:20 SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY - Harold and Maude 00:26 SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY HOW DO YOU DO I'M MRS CHASEN DO COME IN - Harold and Maude 00:07 HOW DO YOU DO I'M MRS CHASEN DO COME IN I HAVE HERE THE FORMS - Harold and Maude 00:20 I HAVE HERE THE FORMS DO YOU OFTEN MODEL FOR GLAUCUS - Harold and Maude 00:16 DO YOU OFTEN MODEL FOR GLAUCUS GOOD ON CURVES - Harold and Maude 00:09 GOOD ON CURVES HEAVENS NO - Harold and Maude 00:43 HEAVENS NO ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR BASIC SET - Harold and Maude 00:37 ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR BASIC SET WHAT IS YOUR NAME - Harold and Maude 00:15 WHAT IS YOUR NAME IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON - Harold and Maude 00:07 IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON NICE TO MEET YOU - Harold and Maude 00:21 NICE TO MEET YOU I USED TO WALK ALONE - Harold and Maude 00:06 I USED TO WALK ALONE UH PLEASE SIT DOWN HAROLD - Harold and Maude 00:14 UH PLEASE SIT DOWN HAROLD I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY PAINTING - Harold and Maude 00:14 I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY PAINTING Is it enough - Harold and Maude 00:06 Is it enough She provides the whole southwest with chicken feed - Harold and Maude 00:05 She provides the whole southwest with chicken feed HOW MANY OF THESE UH SUICIDES - Harold and Maude 00:27 HOW MANY OF THESE UH SUICIDES HAROLD - Harold and Maude 00:07 HAROLD TIRES SQUEAL - Harold and Maude 00:12 TIRES SQUEAL 'CAUSE THERE'S A MILLION THINGS TO DO - Harold and Maude 00:19 'CAUSE THERE'S A MILLION THINGS TO DO Grab the shovel - Harold and Maude 00:04 Grab the shovel OH OH OH OH - Harold and Maude 00:19 OH OH OH OH What were you fighting for - Harold and Maude 00:24 What were you fighting for It's best not to be too moral - Harold and Maude 00:16 It's best not to be too moral What do you say - Harold and Maude 00:47 What do you say That was your last date - Harold and Maude 00:13 That was your last date She took my head - Harold and Maude 00:07 She took my head During war time - Harold and Maude 00:05 During war time If you know what I mean - Harold and Maude 00:08 If you know what I mean Who sends dead flowers to a funeral - Harold and Maude 00:07 Who sends dead flowers to a funeral This old thing handles well - Harold and Maude 00:30 This old thing handles well I'LL PUT IT ON - Harold and Maude 00:10 I'LL PUT IT ON Consistency is not really a human trait - Harold and Maude 00:06 Consistency is not really a human trait I suppose you think that's very funny - Harold and Maude 00:52 I suppose you think that's very funny WHAT DO YOU THINK HAROLD A B - Harold and Maude 00:04 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAROLD A B Do you dance - Harold and Maude 00:12 Do you dance Do you pray - Harold and Maude 00:26 Do you pray I don't play anything - Harold and Maude 00:18 I don't play anything Wouldn't you say - Harold and Maude 00:23 Wouldn't you say I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell - Harold and Maude 00:29 I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell You don't use the umbrella anymore - Harold and Maude 00:34 You don't use the umbrella anymore I like you - Harold and Maude 00:08 I like you I haven't lived - Harold and Maude 00:10 I haven't lived I would be remiss in my duty - Harold and Maude 00:59 I would be remiss in my duty That's very interesting - Harold and Maude 00:50 That's very interesting THAT LITTLE TREE IS IN TROUBLE COME ON - Harold and Maude 00:16 THAT LITTLE TREE IS IN TROUBLE COME ON You can't do that - Harold and Maude 00:15 You can't do that Don't get officious - Harold and Maude 00:08 Don't get officious A very common neurosis - Harold and Maude 00:18 A very common neurosis That's wonderful - Harold and Maude 00:12 That's wonderful How many of these - Harold and Maude 00:31 How many of these The earth is my body - Harold and Maude 00:15 The earth is my body I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries - Harold and Maude 00:20 I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries You sure have a way with people - Harold and Maude 00:08 You sure have a way with people Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves - Harold and Maude 00:11 Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves A lot of people enjoy being dead - Harold and Maude 00:35 A lot of people enjoy being dead Harold loves Maude - Harold and Maude 01:02 Harold loves Maude For me they will always be glorious birds - Harold and Maude 00:24 For me they will always be glorious birds It's a great life - Harold and Maude 00:35 It's a great life Do you sing and dance - Harold and Maude 00:11 Do you sing and dance I don't have one - Harold and Maude 00:35 I don't have one You hop in any car you want and just drive off - Harold and Maude 00:35 You hop in any car you want and just drive off We have got to do something about this life - Harold and Maude 00:10 We have got to do something about this life I should like to change into a sunflower most of all - Harold and Maude 00:35 I should like to change into a sunflower most of all The two best wars this country ever fought were against the Gerrys - Harold and Maude 00:53 The two best wars this country ever fought were against the... They screen out the fat and ugly - Harold and Maude 01:35 They screen out the fat and ugly

Cast

Maude - Ruth Gordon
Harold - Bud Cort
Mrs. Chasen - Vivian Pickles
Glaucus - Cyril Cusack
Uncle Victor - Charles Tyner
All Cast