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"Harold and Maude" quotes

Harold and Maude poster
Young, rich, and obsessed with death, Harold finds himself changed forever when he meets lively septuagenarian Maude at a funeral.

Director: Hal Ashby
Writer: Colin Higgins
Production: N/A
Genre: comedy, drama, romance
Year: 1971
MetaScore: 62/100
ImdbRating: 7.9
BoxOffice: N/A
Released: 20 Dec 1971
Awards: Nominated for 1 BAFTA Award2 wins & 3 nominations total

66 video clips

MaudeHaroldPsychiatristPriestMrs. ChasenUncle VictorMotorcycle OfficerSunshine Doré
They screen out the fat and ugly - Harold and Maude 01:35 They screen out the fat and ugly The two best wars this country ever fought were against the Gerrys - Harold and Maude 00:53 The two best wars this country ever fought were against the... I should like to change into a sunflower most of all - Harold and Maude 00:35 I should like to change into a sunflower most of all We have got to do something about this life - Harold and Maude 00:10 We have got to do something about this life You hop in any car you want and just drive off - Harold and Maude 00:35 You hop in any car you want and just drive off I don't have one - Harold and Maude 00:35 I don't have one Do you sing and dance - Harold and Maude 00:11 Do you sing and dance It's a great life - Harold and Maude 00:35 It's a great life For me they will always be glorious birds - Harold and Maude 00:24 For me they will always be glorious birds Harold loves Maude - Harold and Maude 01:02 Harold loves Maude A lot of people enjoy being dead - Harold and Maude 00:35 A lot of people enjoy being dead Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves - Harold and Maude 00:11 Everyone has the right to make an ass out of themselves You sure have a way with people - Harold and Maude 00:08 You sure have a way with people I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries - Harold and Maude 00:20 I used to break into pet shops to liberate the canaries The earth is my body - Harold and Maude 00:15 The earth is my body How many of these - Harold and Maude 00:31 How many of these That's wonderful - Harold and Maude 00:12 That's wonderful A very common neurosis - Harold and Maude 00:18 A very common neurosis Don't get officious - Harold and Maude 00:08 Don't get officious THAT LITTLE TREE IS IN TROUBLE COME ON - Harold and Maude 00:16 THAT LITTLE TREE IS IN TROUBLE COME ON That's very interesting - Harold and Maude 00:50 That's very interesting I would be remiss in my duty - Harold and Maude 00:59 I would be remiss in my duty I haven't lived - Harold and Maude 00:10 I haven't lived I like you - Harold and Maude 00:08 I like you You don't use the umbrella anymore - Harold and Maude 00:34 You don't use the umbrella anymore I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell - Harold and Maude 00:29 I couldn't imagine a lovelier farewell I don't play anything - Harold and Maude 00:18 I don't play anything Do you pray - Harold and Maude 00:26 Do you pray WHAT DO YOU THINK HAROLD A B - Harold and Maude 00:04 WHAT DO YOU THINK HAROLD A B I suppose you think that's very funny - Harold and Maude 00:52 I suppose you think that's very funny Consistency is not really a human trait - Harold and Maude 00:06 Consistency is not really a human trait I'LL PUT IT ON - Harold and Maude 00:10 I'LL PUT IT ON This old thing handles well - Harold and Maude 00:30 This old thing handles well Who sends dead flowers to a funeral - Harold and Maude 00:07 Who sends dead flowers to a funeral If you know what I mean - Harold and Maude 00:08 If you know what I mean During war time - Harold and Maude 00:05 During war time She took my head - Harold and Maude 00:07 She took my head That was your last date - Harold and Maude 00:13 That was your last date It's best not to be too moral - Harold and Maude 00:16 It's best not to be too moral What were you fighting for - Harold and Maude 00:24 What were you fighting for OH OH OH OH - Harold and Maude 00:19 OH OH OH OH Grab the shovel - Harold and Maude 00:04 Grab the shovel 'CAUSE THERE'S A MILLION THINGS TO DO - Harold and Maude 00:19 'CAUSE THERE'S A MILLION THINGS TO DO TIRES SQUEAL - Harold and Maude 00:12 TIRES SQUEAL HAROLD - Harold and Maude 00:07 HAROLD HOW MANY OF THESE UH SUICIDES - Harold and Maude 00:27 HOW MANY OF THESE UH SUICIDES She provides the whole southwest with chicken feed - Harold and Maude 00:05 She provides the whole southwest with chicken feed Is it enough - Harold and Maude 00:06 Is it enough I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY PAINTING - Harold and Maude 00:14 I WANT TO SHOW YOU MY PAINTING UH PLEASE SIT DOWN HAROLD - Harold and Maude 00:14 UH PLEASE SIT DOWN HAROLD I USED TO WALK ALONE - Harold and Maude 00:06 I USED TO WALK ALONE NICE TO MEET YOU - Harold and Maude 00:21 NICE TO MEET YOU IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON - Harold and Maude 00:07 IT'S ALL ABOUT WHAT'S GOING ON WHAT IS YOUR NAME - Harold and Maude 00:15 WHAT IS YOUR NAME ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR BASIC SET - Harold and Maude 00:37 ONCE YOU HAVE YOUR BASIC SET HEAVENS NO - Harold and Maude 00:43 HEAVENS NO GOOD ON CURVES - Harold and Maude 00:09 GOOD ON CURVES DO YOU OFTEN MODEL FOR GLAUCUS - Harold and Maude 00:16 DO YOU OFTEN MODEL FOR GLAUCUS I HAVE HERE THE FORMS - Harold and Maude 00:20 I HAVE HERE THE FORMS HOW DO YOU DO I'M MRS CHASEN DO COME IN - Harold and Maude 00:07 HOW DO YOU DO I'M MRS CHASEN DO COME IN SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY - Harold and Maude 00:26 SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY - Harold and Maude 00:20 SEAGULLS SING YOUR HEARTS AWAY

Cast

Maude - Ruth Gordon
Harold - Bud Cort
Mrs. Chasen - Vivian Pickles
Glaucus - Cyril Cusack
Uncle Victor - Charles Tyner
Sunshine Doré - Ellen Geer
Priest - Eric Christmas
Psychiatrist - G. Wood
Candy Gulf - Judy Engles
Edith Phern - Shari Summers
Motorcycle Officer - Tom Skerritt
Girlfriend - Susan Madigan
Police Officer (as Ray Goman) - Ray K. Goman
Police Officer (as Gordon DeVol) - Gordon De Vol
Police Officer - Harvey Brumfield
Butler - Henry Dieckoff
Doctor - Philip Schultz
Head Nurse (as Sonia Sorrell) - Sonia Sorel
Student Nurse - Margot Jones
Intern - Barry Higgins
Bearded Man Watching Model Train - Hal Ashby
Policeman (unconfirmed) - Michael L. Davis
Priest at funeral - Chuck Dorsett
Madame Arouet - Marjorie Eaton
Motorcycle Officer - William Lucking
Hearse Salesman - Charles Mulvehill
- Jerry Randall
Graveside Mouner - Bill Riddle
Man in Front of Maude at Funeral (unconfirmed) - Cat Stevens
Student #2 - Erick Vinther