I have here, Harold, the forms sent out by the National Computer Dating Service. It seems...
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Mrs. Chasen:
I have here, Harold, the forms sent out by the National Computer Dating Service. It seems to me that as you do not get along with the daughters of my friends, this is the best way for you to find a prospective wife.
[Harold starts to interrupt]
Mrs. Chasen:
Please, Harold, we have a lot to do and I have to be at the hairdresser's at three.
[she looks over the papers]
Mrs. Chasen:
The Computer Dating Service offers you at least three dates on the initial investment. They screen out the fat and ugly, so it is obviously a firm of high standards.
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[Horn Honking]
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That woman... she took my car!
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I have here, Harold,
the form sent out...
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by the National Computer
Dating Service.
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They screen out
the fat and the ugly...
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so it is obviously
a firm of high standards.
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First, here is
the personality interview...
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which you are to fill out
and return.
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Now, then, are you ready, Harold?
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Here is the first question.
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"Are you uncomfortable
meeting new people?"
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Well, I think that's a yes.
Don't you agree, Harold?
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"Should sex education
be taught outside the home?"
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Oh, I would say no.
Wouldn't you, Harold?
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Yeah, we'll give a D there.
Three:
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"Should women run for president
of the United States?"
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I don't see why not.
Absolutely yes.
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"Do you remember jokes
and take pleasure...
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in relating them to others?"
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You don't do that,
do you, Harold?
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No. Absolutely no.
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"Do you often get the feeling
that perhaps life isn't worth living?"
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Mm? What do you think, Harold?
A? B?
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Oh, we'll put down C...
"not sure." Mm-hmm.
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"Is the subject of sex
being overexploited...
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by our mass media?"
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Well, that would have to be yes,
wouldn't it?
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"Is it difficult for you
to accept criticism?"
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No. We'll mark D.
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"Do you sometimes have headaches
or backaches after a difficult day?"
Clip duration: 95 seconds
Views: 258
Timestamp in movie: 00h 18m 48s
Uploaded: 21 October, 2021
Genres: comedy, drama, romance
Summary: Young, rich, and obsessed with death, Harold finds himself changed forever when he meets lively septuagenarian Maude at a funeral.
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