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They screen out the fat and ugly

Harold and Maude

The Computer Dating Service offers you at least three dates on the initial investment....

Harold and Maude • 1971

Mrs. Chasen:

I have here, Harold, the forms sent out by the National Computer Dating Service. It seems to me that as you do not get along with the daughters of my friends, this is the best way for you to find a prospective wife. [Harold starts to interrupt] Mrs. Chasen:
Please, Harold, we have a lot to do and I have to be at the hairdresser's at three. [she looks over the papers] Mrs. Chasen:
The Computer Dating Service offers you at least three dates on the initial investment. They screen out the fat and ugly, so it is obviously a firm of high standards

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[Horn Honking]

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That woman... she took my car!

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I have here, Harold, the form sent out...

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by the National Computer Dating Service.

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They screen out the fat and the ugly...

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so it is obviously a firm of high standards.

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First, here is the personality interview...

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which you are to fill out and return.

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Now, then, are you ready, Harold?

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Here is the first question.

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"Are you uncomfortable meeting new people?"

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Well, I think that's a yes. Don't you agree, Harold?

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"Should sex education be taught outside the home?"

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Oh, I would say no. Wouldn't you, Harold?

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Yeah, we'll give a D there. Three:

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"Should women run for president of the United States?"

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I don't see why not. Absolutely yes.

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"Do you remember jokes and take pleasure...

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in relating them to others?"

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You don't do that, do you, Harold?

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No. Absolutely no.

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"Do you often get the feeling that perhaps life isn't worth living?"

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Mm? What do you think, Harold? A? B?

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Oh, we'll put down C... "not sure." Mm-hmm.

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"Is the subject of sex being overexploited...

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by our mass media?"

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Well, that would have to be yes, wouldn't it?

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"Is it difficult for you to accept criticism?"

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No. We'll mark D.

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"Do you sometimes have headaches or backaches after a difficult day?"

Duration

95 seconds

Views

2,196

Timestamp in Movie

00:18:48

Uploaded

Oct 21, 2021

Genres

comedy, drama, romance

Production

Paramount Pictures

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Movie Summary

Young, rich, and obsessed with death, Harold finds himself changed forever when he meets lively septuagenarian Maude at a funeral.

Actors

Mrs. Chasen