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I mean, Jesus, I would've been gone so fucking fast
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Harpoon

I mean, Jesus,I would've been gone so fucking fast if I hadn't been so scaredyou'd do the...

I mean, Jesus,
I would've been gone so fucking fast if I hadn't been so scared
you'd do the same thing to me

Full Transcript

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I mean, Jesus, I would've been gone so fucking fast
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if I hadn't been so scared you'd do the same thing to me.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
46
Timestamp in Movie
00:33:14
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
thriller, comedy, horror
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Rivalries, dark secrets, and sexual tension emerge when three best friends find themselves stranded on a yacht in the middle of the ocean under suspicious circumstances.
Hey, dipshit, you forget to throw these overboard on purpose? - Harpoon 00:04
Hey, dipshit, you forget to throw these overboard on purpose...
This is all the water? There's nothing left in the showers, nothing? - Harpoon 00:05
This is all the water? There's nothing left in the show...
Look... this is gonna keep us OK for a couple days. - Harpoon 00:04
Look... this is gonna keep us OK for a couple days.
You can go for ages without food. Without water, less than a week. - Harpoon 00:05
You can go for ages without food. Without water, less than a...
- I'll ask you when it's time to wipe my ass. - Yeah. What about the toilet? - Harpoon 00:05
- I'll ask you when it's time to wipe my ass. - Ye...
- So literally nothing on this boat works? - I thought it was a day trip! - Harpoon 00:05
- So literally nothing on this boat works? - I thought it wa...
I didn't anticipate discarding everything in an effort to ensure my safety. - Harpoon 00:04
I didn't anticipate discarding everything in an effort ...
You know "Jaws" at the end of the movie, - Harpoon 00:05
You know "Jaws" at the end of the movie,
There's a bunch of shipping lanes out here, someone's bound to spot us. - Harpoon 00:04
There's a bunch of shipping lanes out here, someone...
Well, 90% I'm rescued, that's not so bad. - Harpoon 00:04
Well, 90% I'm rescued, that's not so bad.
'As the chapter title so eloquently states, - Harpoon 00:07
'As the chapter title so eloquently states,
'But as an experienced sailor such as myself would tell you, - Harpoon 00:13
'But as an experienced sailor such as myself would tell...
'First of all, they all set sail on the Friday of a long weekend, - Harpoon 00:05
'First of all, they all set sail on the Friday of a lon...
'It's also terrible luck to sail on a Friday as this was the day Christ was crucified. - Harpoon 00:05
'It's also terrible luck to sail on a Friday as th...
'When they threw everything off the boat, they even tossed a metal albatross statue. - Harpoon 00:05
'When they threw everything off the boat, they even tos...
'A bigtime no-no, as they're supposed to host the souls of dead sailors. - Harpoon 00:04
'A bigtime no-no, as they're supposed to host the ...
'And bananas on board are a bad omen for a multitude of reasons. - Harpoon 00:04
'And bananas on board are a bad omen for a multitude of...
'So when no shipping boats appeared, - Harpoon 00:21
'So when no shipping boats appeared,
- This is useless. - Come to daddy, baby. - Harpoon 00:04
- This is useless. - Come to daddy, baby.
'That's a real bad one, too.' - Harpoon 00:05
'That's a real bad one, too.'