Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets quotes

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Forced to spend his summer holidays with his muggle relations, Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) gets a real shock when he gets a surprise visitor: Dobby (Toby Jones) the house-elf, who warns Harry against returning to Hogwarts, for terrible things are going to happen. Harry decides to ignore Dobby's warning and continues with his pre-arranged schedule. But at Hogwarts, strange and terrible things are indeed happening. Harry is suddenly hearing mysterious voices from inside the walls, muggle-born students are being attacked, and a message scrawled on the wall in blood puts everyone on his or her guard, "The Chamber Of Secrets Has Been Opened. Enemies Of The Heir, Beware".

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: J.K. Rowling (novel), Steve Kloves (screenplay)
Production: 1492 Pictures, Heyday Films
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $262,450,136
Released: 15 Nov 2002
Awards: Nominated for 3 BAFTA Film Awards. Another 13 wins & 43 nominations.


135 Clips & Quotes

It is not our abilities that show what we truly are - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:21 It is not our abilities that show what we truly are Your  sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34 Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and... Don't worry - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22 Don't worry Harry you must know all about Muggles - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:24 Harry you must know all about Muggles We play our game - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:40 We play our game It's not much - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:17 It's not much You both realize - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:54 You both realize Hagrid's our friend - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:47 Hagrid's our friend Very clearly - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:37 Very clearly Why is it always me - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11 Why is it always me I don't know - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22 I don't know If it kills by looking people in the eye - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:43 If it kills by looking people in the eye Promise me something - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:18 Promise me something I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 03:29 I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of... Admirable sentiments - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:57 Admirable sentiments Have you seen my jumper - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23 Have you seen my jumper Follow the spiders - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:50 Follow the spiders Lucius Malfoy - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:59 Lucius Malfoy Where's Hermione when you need her - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:14 Where's Hermione when you need her I'm doomed - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12 I'm doomed You're the Heir of Slytherin - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:36 You're the Heir of Slytherin So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23 So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender Look at my face - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:14 Look at my face I'm afraid - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28 I'm afraid How did you escape with nothing but a scar - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:36 How did you escape with nothing but a scar Bloody hell - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:25 Bloody hell Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23 Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs Moaning Myrtle - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34 Moaning Myrtle Let's have a volunteer pair - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:39 Let's have a volunteer pair Have you spoken to Hermione - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:29 Have you spoken to Hermione He called me a mudblood - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:20 He called me a mudblood Diagonally - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28 Diagonally Headmaster - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:55 Headmaster Minding my own business - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:08 Minding my own business It's just a memory - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:15 It's just a memory Bet you loved that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:40 Bet you loved that I don't believe it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:31 I don't believe it Do you think it's true - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:31 Do you think it's true Wish you were here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:15 Wish you were here I told Justin to hide up in our dormitory - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:22 I told Justin to hide up in our dormitory Enlighten me - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:41 Enlighten me This is just like magic - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12 This is just like magic You were seen - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:30 You were seen Harry Potter - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:46 Harry Potter Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:17 Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun Here we go - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:30 Here we go You're a parselmouth - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:31 You're a parselmouth Dad loves muggles - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16 Dad loves muggles Bee in your bonnet - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:47 Bee in your bonnet Remember that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:44 Remember that Haven't I told you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:30 Haven't I told you I'll stop it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23 I'll stop it I can't let you out - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27 I can't let you out Take a good look lads - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27 Take a good look lads Maybe we could trick them into telling - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:21 Maybe we could trick them into telling How thick could you get - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12 How thick could you get You shall not harm Harry Potter - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:13 You shall not harm Harry Potter If Malfoy  is  the Heir of Slytherin - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:33 If Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin There's no need for me to stay - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:13 There's no need for me to stay Is there anything you CAN do - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:40 Is there anything you CAN do My father did say this - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:06 My father did say this Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:53 Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this... You'll be next - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16 You'll be next Essence of Crabbe - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11 Essence of Crabbe The damage a silly little book can do - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:24 The damage a silly little book can do Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:37 Dumbledore Malfoy will tell us anything - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:13 Malfoy will tell us anything Why are you wearing glasses - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:18 Why are you wearing glasses Why spiders - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:18 Why spiders They were starving him - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27 They were starving him There was nothing I could do - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:36 There was nothing I could do It's a bit strange - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:50 It's a bit strange Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27 Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort I bet Dumbledore saw right through you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:17 I bet Dumbledore saw right through you Who are you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:36 Who are you This calls for specialist equipment - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28 This calls for specialist equipment Why couldn't it be  follow the butterflies - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16 Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies It's a snake  skin - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:49 It's a snake skin Potter will always be around to save the day - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20 Potter will always be around to save the day How dare you steal that car - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:58 How dare you steal that car I think it's brilliant - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12 I think it's brilliant That can sometimes happen - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:32 That can sometimes happen Look at my wand - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20 Look at my wand Godric Gryffindor - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 03:29 Godric Gryffindor We meet at last - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:50 We meet at last Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:54 Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:54 Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27 Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago I'm  Moaning Myrtle - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:29 I'm Moaning Myrtle Now don't forget to speak very - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:21 Now don't forget to speak very Perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:50 Perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong... We still sound like ourselves - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20 We still sound like ourselves Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:35 Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight Do you have any idea how serious this is - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:27 Do you have any idea how serious this is Professor Snape - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:27 Professor Snape It's really quite filthy down here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27 It's really quite filthy down here Than by helping me to answer my fan mail - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:39 Than by helping me to answer my fan mail Even with a proper wand - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20 Even with a proper wand Maybe I should do it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11 Maybe I should do it You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:41 You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore You have returned - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:00 You have returned Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:23 Professor Dumbledore I must ask you not to scream - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:07 I must ask you not to scream So this is your master - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:24 So this is your master Gilderoy Lockhart - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:08 Gilderoy Lockhart Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:08 Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark... You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20 You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere You're running away - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:48 You're running away McGonagall's worried - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23 McGonagall's worried Not to be rude or anything - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:39 Not to be rude or anything Training for the ballet - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12 Training for the ballet That wand needs replacing - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12 That wand needs replacing Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:46 Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been... Innocent until proven guilty - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:02 Innocent until proven guilty Finite Incantatem - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11 Finite Incantatem What are you doing here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:30 What are you doing here I don't belong here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:26 I don't belong here Harry Potter should have listened to Dobby - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:49 Harry Potter should have listened to Dobby Don't mind that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:10 Don't mind that Bloody bird's a menace - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12 Bloody bird's a menace Is there anything you wish to tell me - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:15 Is there anything you wish to tell me I'm Colin Creevey - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11 I'm Colin Creevey You're never going back to that school - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27 You're never going back to that school Everyone will proceed to the dormitories immediately - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:21 Everyone will proceed to the dormitories immediately What are you talking about - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16 What are you talking about Didn't you hear it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16 Didn't you hear it I should tell you this - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:18 I should tell you this Could I have your attention - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:13 Could I have your attention Who is it that the monster's taken - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:14 Who is it that the monster's taken The chamber of secrets has indeed been opened again - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:49 The chamber of secrets has indeed been opened again What can this mean - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:49 What can this mean You lost me my servant - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34 You lost me my servant The chamber of secrets has been - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:19 The chamber of secrets has been Harry Potter must say he is not going back to school - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:31 Harry Potter must say he is not going back to school The process is nearly complete - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34 The process is nearly complete

Cast

Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliffe
Ron Weasley - Rupert Grint
Hermione Granger - Emma Watson
Uncle Vernon - Richard Griffiths
Aunt Petunia - Fiona Shaw
Dudley Dursley - Harry Melling
Dobby - Toby Jones
Mr Mason - Jim Norton
Mrs Mason - Veronica Clifford
Fred Weasley - James Phelps
George Weasley - Oliver Phelps
Mrs. Weasley - Julie Walters
Ginny Weasley - Bonnie Wright
Mr. Weasley - Mark Williams
Percy Weasley - Chris Rankin
Draco Malfoy - Tom Felton
Lucius Malfoy - Jason Isaacs
Mr Borgin - Edward Tudor-Pole
Aged Witch - Jenny Tarren
Hagrid The Giant - Robbie Coltrane
Mr Granger - Tom Knight
Mrs Granger - Heather Bleasdale
Girl in Bookstore - Isabella Columbus
Gilderoy Lockhart - Kenneth Branagh
Short Man - Daily Prophet - Peter O'Farrell
Angus (Diagon Alley Boy) - Ben Borowiecki
Station Guard - Harry Taylor
Neville Longbottom - Matthew Lewis
Seamus Finnigan - Devon Murray
Argus Filch - David Bradley
Professor Snape - Alan Rickman
Albus Dumbledore - Richard Harris
Professor McGonagall - Maggie Smith
Crabbe - Jamie Waylett
Goyle - Josh Herdman
Professor Sprout - Miriam Margolyes
Penelope Clearwater - Gemma Padley
Nearly Headless Nick - John Cleese
Colin Creevey - Hugh Mitchell
Dean Thomas - Alfred Enoch
Susan Bones - Eleanor Columbus
Oliver Wood - Sean Biggerstaff
Alicia Spinnet - Rochelle Douglas
Katie Bell - Emily Dale
Angelina Johnson - Danielle Tabor
Marcus Flint - Jamie Yeates
Professor Flitwick - Warwick Davis
Girl with Flowers - Violet Columbus
Man - Moving Picture - Peter Taylor
Lee Jordan - Luke Youngblood
Adrian Pucey - Scot Fearn
Slytherin Beater No1 - David Holmes
Slytherin Beater No2 - David Massam
Slytherin Beater No3 - Tony Christian
Slytherin Keeper - David Churchyard
Madam Pomfrey - Gemma Jones
Moaning Myrtle - Shirley Henderson
Justin Finch-Fletchley - Edward Randell
Madam Irma Pince - Sally Mortemore
Ernie MacMillan - Louis Doyle
Hannah Hufflepuff - Charlotte Skeoch
Boy in Study Hall 1 - Brendan Columbus
Boy in Study Hall 2 - Robert Ayres
Professor Dippet - Alfred Burke
The Sorting Hat - Leslie Phillips
Millicent Bulstrode - Helen Stuart
Brunette Lady - Moving Picture - Daisy Bates
Count - Moving Picture - David Tysall
Tom Riddle - Christian Coulson
Young Hagrid - Martin Bayfield
Cornelius Fudge - Robert Hardy
Aragog - Julian Glover
Reader - Les Bubb
Slytherin Professor - Paul Bateman
Slytherin Student - Macéo Bhardwaj
Wizard - Sean Cronin
Hogwarts Pupil - Amy Domenica
Knockturn Alley Wizard - Salo Gardner
Hogwarts Pupil - Katie Healy
Griffindor Student - Eddie Howards
Knocturn Alley Witch - Pamela Kempthorne
Hogwarts Pupil - Oliver Lavery-Farag
Hogwarts Pupil - Lily Lovett
Commuter - Ian Maden
Borgin / Wizard - Terence McAuley
Hogwarts Pupil - Emma Murphy
James Potter - Adrian Rawlins
Hogwarts Pupil - Sarah Rorbach
Lily Potter - Geraldine Somerville
Baby Harry - Saunders Triplets
The Grey Lady - Nina Young