"Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets" quotes

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An ancient prophecy seems to be coming true when a mysterious presence begins stalking the corridors of a school of magic and leaving its victims paralyzed.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: J.K. Rowling, Steve Kloves
Production: N/A
Year: 2002
MetaScore: 63/100
ImdbRating: 7.4
BoxOffice: $262,641,637
Released: 15 Nov 2002
Awards: Won 1 BAFTA Award13 wins & 46 nominations total

145 Clips

I shouldn't have told you that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:05
I shouldn't have told you that
What happened I swear I don't know - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:05
What happened I swear I don't know
The process is nearly complete - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
The process is nearly complete
Harry Potter must say he is not going back to school - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28
Harry Potter must say he is not going back to school
The chamber of secrets has been - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:24
The chamber of secrets has been
Could I have your attention - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20
Could I have your attention
What can this mean - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:51
What can this mean
The chamber of secrets has indeed been opened again - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:41
The chamber of secrets has indeed been opened again
Who is it that the monster's taken - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:09
Who is it that the monster's taken
I should tell you this - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:15
I should tell you this
Didn't you hear it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:21
Didn't you hear it
What are you talking about - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
What are you talking about
Everyone will proceed to the dormitories immediately - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:25
Everyone will proceed to the dormitories immediately
You're never going back to that school - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12
You're never going back to that school
I'm Colin Creevey - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11
I'm Colin Creevey
Is there anything you wish to tell me - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16
Is there anything you wish to tell me
Bloody bird's a menace - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16
Bloody bird's a menace
Don't mind that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:13
Don't mind that
Harry Potter should have listened to Dobby - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:55
Harry Potter should have listened to Dobby
I don't belong here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:27
I don't belong here
What are you doing here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11
What are you doing here
You're running away - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:43
You're running away
You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
You and that bloody pigeon aren't going anywhere
Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:12
Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark...
Gilderoy Lockhart - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:10
Gilderoy Lockhart
My father did say this - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:11
My father did say this
Finite Incantatem - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:14
Finite Incantatem
Innocent until proven guilty - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:09
Innocent until proven guilty
Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been petrified to their original state - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:50
Mandrake or Mandragora is used to return those who have been...
That wand needs replacing - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:15
That wand needs replacing
Training for the ballet - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:07
Training for the ballet
Not to be rude or anything - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:43
Not to be rude or anything
Malfoy will tell us anything - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:17
Malfoy will tell us anything
Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:26
Professor Dumbledore
The damage a silly little book can do - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23
The damage a silly little book can do
Essence of Crabbe - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:08
Essence of Crabbe
Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this little dueling club - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:44
Professor Dumbledore has granted me permission to start this...
Is there anything you CAN do - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:43
Is there anything you CAN do
So this is your master - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:29
So this is your master
I must ask you not to scream - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:05
I must ask you not to scream
There's no need for me to stay - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:15
There's no need for me to stay
If Malfoy  is  the Heir of Slytherin - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16
If Malfoy is the Heir of Slytherin
How thick could you get - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:15
How thick could you get
Maybe we could trick them into telling - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
Maybe we could trick them into telling
Take a good look lads - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:32
Take a good look lads
I can't let you out - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:14
I can't let you out
You have returned - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:59
You have returned
Maybe I should do it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:13
Maybe I should do it
Even with a proper wand - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:09
Even with a proper wand
You shall not harm Harry Potter - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:08
You shall not harm Harry Potter
Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:30
Let's match the power of Lord Voldemort
Bee in your bonnet - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:29
Bee in your bonnet
I bet Dumbledore saw right through you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:07
I bet Dumbledore saw right through you
Dad loves muggles - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20
Dad loves muggles
You're a parselmouth - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:32
You're a parselmouth
It's really quite filthy down here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
It's really quite filthy down here
Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:20
Spooky how the time flies when one's having fun
Professor Snape - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:29
Professor Snape
Do you have any idea how serious this is - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:29
Do you have any idea how serious this is
Than by helping me to answer my fan mail - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:42
Than by helping me to answer my fan mail
So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:11
So this is what Dumbledore sends his great defender
This is just like magic - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:09
This is just like magic
You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:45
You think there's someone here who's worse than Dumbledore
Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:38
Why are we brewing this potion in broad daylight
It's a bit strange - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:53
It's a bit strange
Wish you were here - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12
Wish you were here
Do you think it's true - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:34
Do you think it's true
I don't believe it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:33
I don't believe it
Bet you loved that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:41
Bet you loved that
It's just a memory - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:18
It's just a memory
Minding my own business - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:43
Minding my own business
We still sound like ourselves - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23
We still sound like ourselves
Perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong place at the wrong time - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:58
Perhaps Potter and his friends were simply in the wrong...
Now don't forget to speak very - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23
Now don't forget to speak very
Have you spoken to Hermione - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:26
Have you spoken to Hermione
There was nothing I could do - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:31
There was nothing I could do
I'm  Moaning Myrtle - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:32
I'm Moaning Myrtle
Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34
Remember what Aragog said about that girl 50 years ago
Where's Hermione when you need her - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:07
Where's Hermione when you need her
Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:19
Longbottom's been neglecting his earmuffs
Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:56
Hagrid never opened the Chamber of Secrets
Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:41
Hagrid has never sent men into our hollow before
How did you escape with nothing but a scar - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:30
How did you escape with nothing but a scar
You're the Heir of Slytherin - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:37
You're the Heir of Slytherin
Look at my face - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:17
Look at my face
Follow the spiders - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:42
Follow the spiders
Promise me something - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
Promise me something
It's the heir of Slytherin - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:51
It's the heir of Slytherin
Have you seen my jumper - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28
Have you seen my jumper
Admirable sentiments - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:57
Admirable sentiments
Godric Gryffindor - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 03:33
Godric Gryffindor
I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of Secrets - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 03:34
I was wondering if you could tell us about the Chamber of...
If it kills by looking people in the eye - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:41
If it kills by looking people in the eye
Do you think he's all right - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:18
Do you think he's all right
I should tell you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:14
I should tell you
They were starving him - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28
They were starving him
Look at my wand - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:13
Look at my wand
Why is it always me - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:15
Why is it always me
We meet at last - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:48
We meet at last
That can sometimes happen - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34
That can sometimes happen
Hagrid's our friend - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:50
Hagrid's our friend
You both realize - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:56
You both realize
We play our game - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:38
We play our game
I think it's brilliant - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:14
I think it's brilliant
How dare you steal that car - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:01
How dare you steal that car
I'd just like to say that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
I'd just like to say that
Potter will always be around to save the day - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:17
Potter will always be around to save the day
Harry you must know all about Muggles - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28
Harry you must know all about Muggles
It's a snake  skin - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:50
It's a snake skin
Your  sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34
Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and...
Why couldn't it be  follow the butterflies - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:08
Why couldn't it be follow the butterflies
Why are you wearing glasses - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:21
Why are you wearing glasses
It is not our abilities that show what we truly are - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
It is not our abilities that show what we truly are
McGonagall's worried - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:27
McGonagall's worried
You lost me my servant - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34
You lost me my servant
It's not much - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:17
It's not much
I'm doomed - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:12
I'm doomed
I'm afraid - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28
I'm afraid
I'll stop it - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:23
I'll stop it
I'd still be You Know Where - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:43
I'd still be You Know Where
I told Justin to hide up in our dormitory - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:22
I told Justin to hide up in our dormitory
I don't know - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
I don't know
You'll be next - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:16
You'll be next
You were seen - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:30
You were seen
Here we go - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:30
Here we go
Headmaster - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:55
Headmaster
He called me a mudblood - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:20
He called me a mudblood
Haven't I told you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:30
Haven't I told you
Harry Potter - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:46
Harry Potter
Enlighten me - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:41
Enlighten me
Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:37
Dumbledore
Don't worry - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:22
Don't worry
Diagonally - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28
Diagonally
Bloody hell - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:25
Bloody hell
Aren't you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 03:09
Aren't you
Why spiders - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:18
Why spiders
Who are you - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:36
Who are you
Very clearly - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:37
Very clearly
This calls for specialist equipment - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:28
This calls for specialist equipment
So it's true - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:05
So it's true
RONALD WEASLEY - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 01:04
RONALD WEASLEY
Remember that - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:44
Remember that
Moaning Myrtle - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:34
Moaning Myrtle
Lucius Malfoy - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 02:59
Lucius Malfoy
Let's have a volunteer pair - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets 00:39
Let's have a volunteer pair

Cast

Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliffe
Ron Weasley - Rupert Grint
Hermione Granger - Emma Watson
Uncle Vernon - Richard Griffiths
Aunt Petunia - Fiona Shaw
Dudley Dursley - Harry Melling
Dobby - Toby Jones
Mr Mason - Jim Norton
Mrs Mason - Veronica Clifford
Fred Weasley - James Phelps
George Weasley - Oliver Phelps
Mrs. Weasley - Julie Walters
Ginny Weasley - Bonnie Wright
Mr. Weasley - Mark Williams
Percy Weasley - Chris Rankin
Draco Malfoy - Tom Felton
Lucius Malfoy - Jason Isaacs
Mr Borgin - Edward Tudor-Pole
Aged Witch - Jenny Tarren
Hagrid The Giant - Robbie Coltrane
Mr Granger - Tom Knight
Mrs Granger - Heather Bleasdale
Girl in Bookstore - Isabella Columbus
Gilderoy Lockhart - Kenneth Branagh
Short Man - Daily Prophet - Peter O'Farrell
Angus (Diagon Alley Boy) - Ben Borowiecki
Station Guard - Harry Taylor
Neville Longbottom - Matthew Lewis
Seamus Finnigan - Devon Murray
Argus Filch - David Bradley
Professor Snape - Alan Rickman
Albus Dumbledore - Richard Harris
Professor McGonagall - Maggie Smith
Crabbe - Jamie Waylett
Goyle - Josh Herdman
Professor Sprout - Miriam Margolyes
Penelope Clearwater - Gemma Padley
Nearly Headless Nick - John Cleese
Colin Creevey - Hugh Mitchell
Dean Thomas - Alfred Enoch
Susan Bones - Eleanor Columbus
Oliver Wood - Sean Biggerstaff
Alicia Spinnet - Rochelle Douglas
Katie Bell - Emily Dale
Angelina Johnson - Danielle Tabor
Marcus Flint - Jamie Yeates
Professor Flitwick - Warwick Davis
Girl with Flowers - Violet Columbus
Man - Moving Picture - Peter Taylor
Lee Jordan - Luke Youngblood
Adrian Pucey - Scot Fearn
Slytherin Beater No1 - David Holmes
Slytherin Beater No2 - David Massam
Slytherin Beater No3 - Tony Christian
Slytherin Keeper - David Churchyard
Madam Pomfrey - Gemma Jones
Moaning Myrtle - Shirley Henderson
Justin Finch-Fletchley - Edward Randell
Madam Irma Pince - Sally Mortemore
Ernie MacMillan - Louis Doyle
Hannah Hufflepuff - Charlotte Skeoch
Boy in Study Hall 1 - Brendan Columbus
Boy in Study Hall 2 - Robert Ayres
Professor Dippet - Alfred Burke
The Sorting Hat - Leslie Phillips
Millicent Bulstrode - Helen Stuart
Brunette Lady - Moving Picture - Daisy Bates
Count - Moving Picture - David Tysall
Tom Riddle - Christian Coulson
Young Hagrid - Martin Bayfield
Cornelius Fudge - Robert Hardy
Aragog - Julian Glover
Reader - Les Bubb
Slytherin Professor - Paul Bateman
Slytherin Student - Macéo Bhardwaj
Wizard - Sean Cronin
Hogwarts Pupil - Amy Domenica
Knockturn Alley Wizard - Salo Gardner
Hogwarts Pupil - Katie Healy
Griffindor Student - Eddie Howards
Knocturn Alley Witch - Pamela Kempthorne
Hogwarts Pupil - Oliver Lavery-Farag
Hogwarts Pupil - Lily Lovett
Commuter - Ian Maden
Borgin / Wizard - Terence McAuley
Hogwarts Pupil - Emma Murphy
James Potter - Adrian Rawlins
Hogwarts Pupil - Sarah Rorbach
Lily Potter - Geraldine Somerville
Baby Harry - Saunders Triplets
The Grey Lady - Nina Young