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This is the tale of Harry Potter (Daniel Radcliffe), an ordinary eleven-year-old boy serving as a sort of slave for his aunt and uncle who learns that he is actually a wizard and has been invited to attend the Hogwarts School for Witchcraft and Wizardry. Harry is snatched away from his mundane existence by Rubeus Hagrid (Robbie Coltrane), the groundskeeper for Hogwarts, and quickly thrown into a world completely foreign to both him and the viewer. Famous for an incident that happened at his birth, Harry makes friends easily at his new school. He soon finds, however, that the wizarding world is far more dangerous for him than he would have imagined, and he quickly learns that not all wizards are ones to be trusted.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: J.K. Rowling (novel), Steve Kloves (screenplay)
Production: Heyday Films, Warner Brothers, 1492 Pictures
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 64/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $318,087,620
Released: 16 Nov 2001
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. Another 17 wins & 65 nominations.


155 Clips & Quotes

Now if you two don't mind - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:39 Now if you two don't mind It does not do to dwell on dreams - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 It does not do to dwell on dreams It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:29 It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies You're a wizard - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 You're a wizard He's not Fred - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 He's not Fred What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:30 What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor... There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:45 There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations... I can't remember what I've forgotten - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 I can't remember what I've forgotten Very curious - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:42 Very curious You heard what Madam Hooch said - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 You heard what Madam Hooch said You'll be okay - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:40 You'll be okay It means you'll never die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 It means you'll never die I'm really - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:27 I'm really VERY difficult - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:22 VERY difficult What is it - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:55 What is it Apparently not - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:04 Apparently not Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:58 Keeping a thing like that locked up in a school That's all right - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:39 That's all right Both of you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:34 Both of you I think we've had a bad influence on her - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 I think we've had a bad influence on her I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading Five points - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 Five points It's spooky - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 It's spooky Don't you two read - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 Don't you two read I shouldn't have told you that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 I shouldn't have told you that Do you really think it safe - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:12 Do you really think it safe That is one of my more brilliant ideas - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:43 That is one of my more brilliant ideas She's a nightmare - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:30 She's a nightmare I've been worrying about my potions final - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:29 I've been worrying about my potions final I don't know - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:08 I don't know There is no good and evil - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 There is no good and evil Isn't he beautiful - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 Isn't he beautiful For God's sake - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:07 For God's sake Wingardium Leviosa - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 Wingardium Leviosa One minute the glass was there and then it was gone - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:31 One minute the glass was there and then it was gone How many are there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 How many are there Then I get Fang - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Then I get Fang Anything from the trolly - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 Anything from the trolly Butter mellow - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 Butter mellow He will not be going - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:36 He will not be going You know that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:51 You know that Wingardium leviosar - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 Wingardium leviosar By the way - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 By the way You great prune - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 You great prune Think my name's funny - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:25 Think my name's funny A pity they let the old punishments die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:34 A pity they let the old punishments die I can't be a a a wizard - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 I can't be a a a wizard Doesn't he - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:34 Doesn't he Think you're being funny do ya - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:36 Think you're being funny do ya However recent events must be taken into account - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:23 However recent events must be taken into account I'm half and half - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:24 I'm half and half I'm telling you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 I'm telling you How are you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 How are you Wait 'til my father hears about this - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:33 Wait 'til my father hears about this Ron Weasley - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Ron Weasley GRYFFINDOR - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 GRYFFINDOR Give it here - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:24 Give it here You're famous - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:37 You're famous I should have known that you would be here - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 I should have known that you would be here It's true then - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 It's true then Nasty little buggers - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 Nasty little buggers I like this ball - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:48 I like this ball Who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:48 Who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell Are you sure that's a real spell - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Are you sure that's a real spell Did you see his face - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:29 Did you see his face Happy Christmas - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Happy Christmas Harry Potter - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:01 Harry Potter I look good - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 I look good Make a wish - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:39 Make a wish Looks like he's gonna be sick - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:35 Looks like he's gonna be sick I would trust Hagrid with my own life - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:28 I would trust Hagrid with my own life Aren't you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:03 Aren't you There's no such thing as magic - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 There's no such thing as magic It's Wingardium LevioSA - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 It's Wingardium LevioSA In my opinion - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:14 In my opinion You don't want me as your enemy - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 You don't want me as your enemy What is this magic - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 What is this magic Do you really have that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 Do you really have that I'm a what - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 I'm a what You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort Keep an eye on the staircases - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Keep an eye on the staircases No more mail through this letterbox - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 No more mail through this letterbox Mr Weasley - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:15 Mr Weasley Thought you ought to know - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 Thought you ought to know You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:46 You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better... Wait a minute - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:15 Wait a minute Not really - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Not really Wood's just told us - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:54 Wood's just told us On a day like this - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:38 On a day like this Excuse me - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:28 Excuse me Eye of rabbit - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:45 Eye of rabbit You seem very quiet - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 03:22 You seem very quiet You there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:33 You there And keep an eye on the staircases - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 And keep an eye on the staircases Our caretaker - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:41 Our caretaker It's for your own good - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 It's for your own good That's totally barbaric - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 That's totally barbaric We've looked a hundred times - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 We've looked a hundred times Who told you about Fluffy - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Who told you about Fluffy Swish and flick - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Swish and flick Are the rumors true - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 Are the rumors true Only problem is - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Only problem is In the dungeons - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 In the dungeons What do they think they're doing - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:58 What do they think they're doing Who doesn't - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 Who doesn't For your information Potter - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:18 For your information Potter Good of you to get us out of trouble like that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:33 Good of you to get us out of trouble like that I think if he'd had the chance - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:32 I think if he'd had the chance What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:40 What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be... Leg Locker Curse - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:04 Leg Locker Curse We've got final exams coming up soon - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:14 We've got final exams coming up soon I'd love a dragon - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 I'd love a dragon How do you like yours - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:40 How do you like yours Excuse me sir - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:39 Excuse me sir Where's Hermione - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:11 Where's Hermione Shouldn't have told yeh tha' - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 Shouldn't have told yeh tha' You call yourself our mother - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 You call yourself our mother Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:10 Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were... But what's curious - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:37 But what's curious You're a great wizard - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:34 You're a great wizard Really sorry about this - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 Really sorry about this Plenty of courage - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:59 Plenty of courage He's not relaxing - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:51 He's not relaxing Do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:52 Do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you... This is devil's snare - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:24 This is devil's snare Will be awarded to each of you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Will be awarded to each of you Feels strange to be going home - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Feels strange to be going home She knows more about you than you do - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 She knows more about you than you do They really are - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:12 They really are Once I make my move - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:58 Once I make my move Do you really have the - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 Do you really have the He's gotta have a name - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 He's gotta have a name What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:53 What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an... Pull yourself together man - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:57 Pull yourself together man Harp string hum - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:36 Harp string hum You don't suppose this is going to be like - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:31 You don't suppose this is going to be like Turn this stupid - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Turn this stupid If that dolt of a cousin of yours - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:49 If that dolt of a cousin of yours You all right there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 03:22 You all right there You've got dirt on your nose - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 You've got dirt on your nose He does seem the type - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:27 He does seem the type Who gave you the Dragon Egg - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:55 Who gave you the Dragon Egg I'm Hermione Granger - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 I'm Hermione Granger Another Weasley - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Another Weasley Have it your way then - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 Have it your way then But why am I famous - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:34 But why am I famous What they're saying on the train - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 What they're saying on the train This is what you're going to be wearing when I finish dying it - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 This is what you're going to be wearing when I finish dying... You see what I've become - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:53 You see what I've become Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:29 Professor Dumbledore Professor McGonagall - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 Professor McGonagall Best day of the week - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:56 Best day of the week You shouldn't be here - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:56 You shouldn't be here Gryffindor wins - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:35 Gryffindor wins What do you see - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:40 What do you see

Cast

Albus Dumbledore - Richard Harris
Professor McGonagall - Maggie Smith
Baby Harry Potter - Saunders Triplets
Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliffe
Aunt Petunia Dursley - Fiona Shaw
Dudley Dursley - Harry Melling
Uncle Vernon Dursley - Richard Griffiths
Bartender in Leaky Cauldron - Derek Deadman
Professor Quirrell - Ian Hart
Diagon Alley Boy - Ben Borowiecki
Goblin Bank Teller - Warwick Davis
Griphook - Verne Troyer
Mr. Ollivander - John Hurt
He Who Must Not Be Named - Richard Bremmer
Lily Potter - Geraldine Somerville
Station Guard - Harry Taylor
Mrs. Weasley - Julie Walters
Ginny Weasley - Bonnie Wright
Percy Weasley - Chris Rankin
Fred Weasley - James Phelps
George Weasley - Oliver Phelps
Ron Weasley - Rupert Grint
Dimpled Woman on Train - Jean Southern
Hermione Granger - Emma Watson
Neville Longbottom - Matthew Lewis
Draco Malfoy - Tom Felton
Crabbe - Jamie Waylett
Goyle - Josh Herdman
Seamus Finnigan - Devon Murray
Dean Thomas - Alfred Enoch
The Sorting Hat - Leslie Phillips
Susan Bones - Eleanor Columbus
Nearly Headless Nick - John Cleese
The Bloody Barron - Terence Bayler
The Grey Lady - Nina Young
Mr. Filch - David Bradley
Professor Snape - Alan Rickman
Madame Hooch - Zoë Wanamaker
Lee Jordan - Luke Youngblood
Oliver Wood - Sean Biggerstaff
Angelina Johnson - Danielle Tabor
Alicia Spinnet - Leilah Sutherland
Katie Bell - Emily Dale
Adrian Pucey - David Holmes
Marcus Flint - Will Theakston
Terrence Higgs (as Scott Fern) - Scot Fearn
James Potter - Adrian Rawlins
Firenze - Ray Fearon
Goblin - Andy Herd
Mrs. Norris - Alanis
Goblin / Ghost - Adam Alderman
The Fruit & Veg Barrow Man - Steve Apelt
Hogwarts Schoolboy - Mark Ballas
Train Porter - Paul Bannon
Goblin - Alan Bennett
Hogwarts Schoolboy - Lukas Bennett
Goblin - Sarah Bennett
Dedalus Diggle - David Brett
The Ghost of the Cavalier - Paul Marc Davis
Goblin - Melanie Dixon
Quidditch Player - Amy Domenica
Goblin - Mike Edmonds
Hogwarts Schoolboy - Liam Elcoat
Gryffindor Senior - David William James Elliott
Goblin - Scott English
Schoolgirl - Holly-Ann Filtness
Hedwig - Gizmo
Gringotts Goblin - Rusty Goffe
Goblin - Paul Grant
Hogwarts Student - Dani Harmer
Hogwarts Student - Katie Healy
Schoolboy - Marc Hendrey
Hogwarts Student - Maude Hirst
Augusta Longbottom - Leila Hoffman
Goblin - Aimee Holden
Goblin - Phil Holden
Goblin - Darren Horan
Hogwarts Schoolboy - Derek Hough
Hogwarts Schoolgirl - Julianne Hough
Hogwarts Student - Will Howes
Child at Zoo - Kieri Kennedy
Slytherin Keeper - Natalie Klamar
Unicorn Blood Drinker - Theo Kypri
Hogwarts Student - Oliver Lavery-Farag
Goblin - Mark Lisle
Goblin - Peter Mandell
Mrs. Norris - Maximus
Goblin - Franky Mwangi
Hedwig - Oh Oh
Goblin - Jo Osmond
Gringotts Goblin - Lisa Osmond
Hogwarts Student - Cath Peakin
Student - Stefan Pejic
Young Boy - Niall Phillips
Hogwarts Student - Jason Porter
Goblin Banker - Katie Purvis
Goblin - Nicholas Read
Gryffindor Prefect - Richard Alan Reid
Man in Armour Portrait - Miles Richardson
Hogwarts Schoolgirl - Sarah Rorbach
Gringotts Goblin - Mark Sealey
Goblin - Kiran Shah
Phillip - Dominic Smith
Hogwarts Student - Bianca Sowerby
Girl in Potion Class - Zoe Sugg
Hogwarts Student - Dolly Thompson
Hogwarts Schoolboy - Darren Tough
Hogwarts Student - Bernadette Jane Vanderkar
Goblin - Jimmy Vee
School Child - Jasmin Walia
Gringotts Goblin - Brian Wheeler
Hogwarts Student - Louisa Worley
Wizard - Gary Wronecki
Fang -
Hedwig -