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"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" quotes

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An orphaned boy enrolls in a school of wizardry, where he learns the truth about himself, his family and the terrible evil that haunts the magical world.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: J.K. Rowling, Steve Kloves
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $318,886,962
Released: 16 Nov 2001
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 17 wins & 69 nominations total
Make a wish - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:39 Make a wish Ron Weasley - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Ron Weasley We've got final exams coming up soon - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:14 We've got final exams coming up soon What do they think they're doing - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:58 What do they think they're doing What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be doing inside - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:40 What would three young Gryffindors such as yourselves be... Excuse me sir - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:39 Excuse me sir I think if he'd had the chance - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:32 I think if he'd had the chance I would trust Hagrid with my own life - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:28 I would trust Hagrid with my own life Only problem is - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Only problem is Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:10 Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we... There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations in this class - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:45 There will be no foolish wand waving or silly incantations... In the dungeons - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 In the dungeons For your information Potter - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:18 For your information Potter Feels strange to be going home - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Feels strange to be going home She knows more about you than you do - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 She knows more about you than you do Once I make my move - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:58 Once I make my move Good of you to get us out of trouble like that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:33 Good of you to get us out of trouble like that Leg Locker Curse - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:04 Leg Locker Curse Harp string hum - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:36 Harp string hum You don't suppose this is going to be like - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:31 You don't suppose this is going to be like You all right there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 03:22 You all right there I'd love a dragon - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 I'd love a dragon He does seem the type - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:27 He does seem the type You see what I've become - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:53 You see what I've become Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:29 Professor Dumbledore Best day of the week - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:56 Best day of the week Gryffindor wins - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:35 Gryffindor wins This boy will be famous - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:12 This boy will be famous It does not do to dwell on dreams - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 It does not do to dwell on dreams Now if you two don't mind - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Now if you two don't mind It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 What happened down in the dungeon between you and Professor... You call yourself our mother - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 You call yourself our mother But what's curious - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:11 But what's curious You heard what Madam Hooch said - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 You heard what Madam Hooch said You're a wizard Harry - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 You're a wizard Harry You're a great wizard - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:24 You're a great wizard Really sorry about this - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 Really sorry about this He's not relaxing - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:44 He's not relaxing Do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to have you touch him - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:32 Do you know why Professor Quirrell couldn't bear to... That's all right - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 That's all right This is devil's snare - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 This is devil's snare It means you'll never die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 It means you'll never die Will be awarded to each of you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Will be awarded to each of you Plenty of courage - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:47 Plenty of courage You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are... Do you really have the - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 Do you really have the That is one of my more brilliant ideas - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:26 That is one of my more brilliant ideas Excuse me - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:43 Excuse me What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an infusion of wormwood - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:43 What would I get if I added powdered root of asphodel to an... I think we've had a bad influence on her - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I think we've had a bad influence on her Wood's just told us - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 Wood's just told us She's a nightmare - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 She's a nightmare There is no good and evil - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 There is no good and evil If that dolt of a cousin of yours - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 If that dolt of a cousin of yours Wingardium leviosar - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 Wingardium leviosar I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit flavored one - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:26 I was most unfortunate in my youth to come across a vomit... Don't you two read - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Don't you two read And keep an eye on the staircases - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 And keep an eye on the staircases Daddy's gone mad hasn't he - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Daddy's gone mad hasn't he He will not be going - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:11 He will not be going Pull yourself together man - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:34 Pull yourself together man Anything from the trolly - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Anything from the trolly However recent events must be taken into account - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:53 However recent events must be taken into account Take Fluffy for example Play him music and he falls straight to sleep - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 Take Fluffy for example Play him music and he falls straight... Who told you about Fluffy - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 Who told you about Fluffy A pity they let the old punishments die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 A pity they let the old punishments die Who gave you the Dragon Egg - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:46 Who gave you the Dragon Egg I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading He's gotta have a name - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 He's gotta have a name It's for your own good - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 It's for your own good Then I get Fang - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 Then I get Fang Wait 'til my father hears about this - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 Wait 'til my father hears about this Think my name's funny - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 Think my name's funny I can't be a a a wizard - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 I can't be a a a wizard No it can't be Snape he was the - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:37 No it can't be Snape he was the Wingardium Leviosa - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 Wingardium Leviosa I'm half and half - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 I'm half and half I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 I lent him to Dumbledore to guard the What they're saying on the train - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 What they're saying on the train Another Weasley - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 Another Weasley Who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Who's that teacher talking to Professor Quirrell I shouldn't have told you that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I shouldn't have told you that Turn this stupid - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Turn this stupid Sorry about that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Sorry about that Are you sure that's a real spell - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 Are you sure that's a real spell I'm Hermione Granger - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 I'm Hermione Granger How many are there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 How many are there That's totally barbaric - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 That's totally barbaric How do you like yours - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:28 How do you like yours You shouldn't be here - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:49 You shouldn't be here Did you see his face - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 Did you see his face One minute the glass was there and then it was gone - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:27 One minute the glass was there and then it was gone You great prune - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 You great prune Hello How are you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 Hello How are you We've looked a hundred times - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 We've looked a hundred times Harry Potter - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:42 Harry Potter I shouldn't have said that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I shouldn't have said that Our caretaker - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Our caretaker I'm telling you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 I'm telling you You've got dirt on your nose - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 You've got dirt on your nose Have it your way then - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Have it your way then Where's Hermione - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:59 Where's Hermione Nasty little buggers - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 Nasty little buggers I like this ball You like it now - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 I like this ball You like it now Are the rumors true - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Are the rumors true But why am I famous - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 But why am I famous Sorry about that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:37 Sorry about that Shouldn't have told yeh tha' - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Shouldn't have told yeh tha' What do you see - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:52 What do you see This is what you're going to be wearing when I finish dying it - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 This is what you're going to be wearing when I finish... You don't want me as your enemy - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 You don't want me as your enemy Professor McGonagall - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 Professor McGonagall What are you lookin' at - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 What are you lookin' at Swish and flick - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:02 Swish and flick What is this magic - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 What is this magic It's Wingardium LevioSA - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 It's Wingardium LevioSA I'm a what A wizard - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:04 I'm a what A wizard You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort Happy Christmas - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Happy Christmas I look good - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I look good Silence - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Silence You're a wizard - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 You're a wizard After all He Who Must Not Be Named - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 After all He Who Must Not Be Named Keep an eye on the staircases - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 Keep an eye on the staircases No more mail through this letterbox - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 No more mail through this letterbox Do you really have that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 Do you really have that Oculus Reparo - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Oculus Reparo I can help you there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 I can help you there There's no such thing as magic - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 There's no such thing as magic A sorry lot this Hagrid - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:10 A sorry lot this Hagrid Fred you next - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:03 Fred you next There's no such thing is there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone There's no such thing is there Sorry about him - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Sorry about him Wingardium Leviosa - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Wingardium Leviosa A pity they let the old punishments die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 A pity they let the old punishments die A pity they let the old punishments die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:33 A pity they let the old punishments die After all He Who Must Not Be Named - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 After all He Who Must Not Be Named All right, Percy, you first. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 All right, Percy, you first. - All right there, Ron?
- All right. You? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 - All right there, Ron? - All right. You? "All students must be equipped with... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 "All students must be equipped with... Also our caretaker Mr Filch has asked me to remind you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Also our caretaker Mr Filch has asked me to remind you And in first place... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 And in first place... Angelina Johnson scores!
Ten points for Gryffindor! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 Angelina Johnson scores! Ten points for Gryffindor! Another Weasley I know just what to do with you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Another Weasley I know just what to do with you Another Weasley!
I know just what to do with you. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Another Weasley! I know just what to do with you. Another year gone. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:26 Another year gone. Anything off the trolley dears No thanks I'm all set - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Anything off the trolley dears No thanks I'm all set - Are you okay?
- Yeah, I'm fine. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:26 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. Are you sure that's a real spell Well it's not very good is it - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 Are you sure that's a real spell Well it's not... Are the rumors true Albus - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Are the rumors true Albus Assuming that my calculations
are correct... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Assuming that my calculations are correct... Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:29 Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. - Bit early for mail, isn't it?
- But I never get mail. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 - Bit early for mail, isn't it? - But I never get mail. Bludger Nasty little buggers - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 Bludger Nasty little buggers Castle to e4! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Castle to e4! Catch the key! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Catch the key! - Come on, Harry.
- One minute. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 - Come on, Harry. - One minute. Come on, now.
Hurry up, you'll be late. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Come on, now. Hurry up, you'll be late. Come on. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Come on. Curious. I've never seen
birds like these. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Curious. I've never seen birds like these. Curious - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:14 Curious Daddy's gone mad hasn't he - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Daddy's gone mad hasn't he Daddy's gone mad hasn't he - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Daddy's gone mad hasn't he Did you see his face - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 Did you see his face Did you think your parents
would leave you with nothing? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Did you think your parents would leave you with nothing? Difficult very difficult - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:45 Difficult very difficult Do you really think it's safe leaving him with these people - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:33 Do you really think it's safe leaving him with these... Do something! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 Do something! Does anybody feel like
we shouldn't be here? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:27 Does anybody feel like we shouldn't be here? Draco Malfoy. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Draco Malfoy. Dry up Dursley you great prune - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Dry up Dursley you great prune Excuse me. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:25 Excuse me. Eye of rabbit harp string hum Turn this water into rum - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Eye of rabbit harp string hum Turn this water into rum Famous Fire-Eaters.
Fifteenth-Century Fiends. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Famous Fire-Eaters. Fifteenth-Century Fiends. Feels strange to be going home doesn't it - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Feels strange to be going home doesn't it Feels strange to be going home,
doesn't it? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Feels strange to be going home, doesn't it? Finally it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your enemies - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 Finally it takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to your... Fine day, Sunday. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:29 Fine day, Sunday. Fire! You're on fire! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Fire! You're on fire! Five points - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Five points Follow me, everyone. Keep up.
Quickly, come on. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:25 Follow me, everyone. Keep up. Quickly, come on. For God's sake pull yourself together You're going into the Forest - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:33 For God's sake pull yourself together You're going... Fred, you next. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 Fred, you next. Fred you next - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:03 Fred you next Give it here or I'll knock you off your broom - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:13 Give it here or I'll knock you off your broom Go on. On with you. On with you now.
Oh, listen, Harry. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:27 Go on. On with you. On with you now. Oh, listen, Harry. Good evening Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:18 Good evening Professor Dumbledore Good evening, Professor Dumbledore. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:29 Good evening, Professor Dumbledore. Good luck... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 Good luck... Gryffindor wins the house cup - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Gryffindor wins the house cup Gryffindor wins the house cup. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Gryffindor wins the house cup. Gryffindors, follow me, please.
Keep up. Thank you. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Gryffindors, follow me, please. Keep up. Thank you. Gryffindors, keep up, please,
and stay alert. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:17 Gryffindors, keep up, please, and stay alert. - Hagrid, what exactly is that?
- That? It's... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 - Hagrid, what exactly is that? - That? It's... Hagrid, what is that? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 Hagrid, what is that? - Happy Christmas, Harry.
- Happy Christmas, Ron. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 - Happy Christmas, Harry. - Happy Christmas, Ron. Harry do you know why - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:31 Harry do you know why Harry! Harry! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 Harry! Harry!

Cast

Albus Dumbledore - Richard Harris
Professor McGonagall - Maggie Smith
Baby Harry Potter - Saunders Triplets
Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliffe