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In my opinion

Uncle Vernon:
[the Dursleys are sitting in the lounge, peacefully. It is Sunday and no letters have arrived]
Fine day, Sunday. In my opinion, best day of the week.
[turns to Dudley]

Uncle Vernon:
Why is that, Dudley?
[Dudley shrugs]

Harry:
[Harry serves the Dursleys biscuits on a platter]
Because there's no post on Sundays?
Uncle Vernon:
Right you are, Harry!
[Vernon takes a biscuit from the platter that Harry served them]

Uncle Vernon:
No post on Sundays. Ha!
[Harry stares out to see a parliament of owls outside Privet Drive]

Uncle Vernon:
No blasted letters *today*! No, sir! Not one single bloody letter! Not *one*!
[the owls hoot outside the window]

Uncle Vernon:
No sir! Not one blasted, miserable -
[a letter whizzes toward Vernon and hits him in the face. The Dursleys and Harry hear a rumble and a whole lot of letters shoot through the fireplace. The Dursleys scream as the letters shoot toward them, as Harry tries to catch one. Harry has a letter in his hand and Vernon chases after him]

Uncle Vernon:
Give me that! Give me that letter!
[Harry runs to his room underneath the staircase and Vernon grabs him, trying to get the letter]

Harry:
[getting grabbed by Vernon]
Get off!
[Petunia screams as more letters shoot toward her and Vernon screams as the letters topple him, whilst still grabbing Harry]

Harry:
They're *my* letters! Let go of me!
[even more letters shoot through the mailbox]

Uncle Vernon:
[Vernon has had enough of the letters and starts yelling]
THAT'S IT! WE'RE GOING AWAY! FAR AWAY! WHERE THEY CAN'T FIND US!
Dudley Dursley:
[to Petunia]
Daddy's gone mad, hasn't he?
[Petunia looks at Vernon in shock]

Transcript:
Fine day, Sunday.
In my opinion, best day of the week.
Why is that, Dudley?
- Because there's no post on Sundays?
- Right you are, Harry!
No post on Sunday.
No blasted letters today! No, sir.
Not one single bloody letter. Not one!
No, sir, not one blasted, miserable...
Make it stop, please!
Stop it!
Mummy, what's happening?
Give me that! Give me that letter!
Get off!

Clip duration: 74 seconds
Views: 48
Movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone
Year: 2001
Genres: adventure, family, fantasy
Summary: An orphaned boy enrolls in a school of wizardry, where he learns the truth about himself, his family and the terrible evil that haunts the magical world.


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Actors

Dudley Dursley - Harry Melling