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"Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone" quotes

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone poster
An orphaned boy enrolls in a school of wizardry, where he learns the truth about himself, his family and the terrible evil that haunts the magical world.

Director: Chris Columbus
Writer: J.K. Rowling, Steve Kloves
Production: N/A
Year: 2001
MetaScore: 65/100
ImdbRating: 7.6
BoxOffice: $318,886,962
Released: 16 Nov 2001
Awards: Nominated for 3 Oscars. 17 wins & 69 nominations total
Now if you two don't mind - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Now if you two don't mind It means you'll never die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 It means you'll never die I think we've had a bad influence on her - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I think we've had a bad influence on her I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading She's a nightmare - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 She's a nightmare Then I get Fang - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 Then I get Fang Anything from the trolly - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Anything from the trolly Wingardium leviosar - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 Wingardium leviosar However recent events must be taken into account - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:53 However recent events must be taken into account I'm telling you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 I'm telling you Ron Weasley - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Ron Weasley I shouldn't have said that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I shouldn't have said that Happy Christmas - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Happy Christmas Do you really have that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 Do you really have that You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are better than others - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 You'll soon find out that some wizarding families are... Wood's just told us - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 Wood's just told us Excuse me - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:43 Excuse me It's for your own good - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 It's for your own good That's totally barbaric - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 That's totally barbaric We've looked a hundred times - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 We've looked a hundred times Who told you about Fluffy - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 Who told you about Fluffy Swish and flick - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:02 Swish and flick Only problem is - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Only problem is What do they think they're doing - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:58 What do they think they're doing Good of you to get us out of trouble like that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:33 Good of you to get us out of trouble like that I think if he'd had the chance - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:32 I think if he'd had the chance Leg Locker Curse - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:04 Leg Locker Curse We've got final exams coming up soon - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:14 We've got final exams coming up soon How do you like yours - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:28 How do you like yours Where's Hermione - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:59 Where's Hermione Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we were late - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:10 Can you imagine the look on old McGonagall's face if we... Really sorry about this - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 Really sorry about this He's not relaxing - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:44 He's not relaxing This is devil's snare - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 This is devil's snare Will be awarded to each of you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Will be awarded to each of you She knows more about you than you do - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 She knows more about you than you do Once I make my move - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:58 Once I make my move Do you really have the - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 Do you really have the Harp string hum - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:36 Harp string hum You don't suppose this is going to be like - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:31 You don't suppose this is going to be like Turn this stupid - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Turn this stupid You all right there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 03:22 You all right there I'm Hermione Granger - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 I'm Hermione Granger Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:29 Professor Dumbledore You shouldn't be here - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:49 You shouldn't be here What do you see - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:52 What do you see I look good - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I look good I can help you there - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:11 I can help you there A sorry lot this Hagrid - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:10 A sorry lot this Hagrid - All right there, Ron?
- All right. You? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:12 - All right there, Ron? - All right. You? What is it? What do you see? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:25 What is it? What do you see? Ron! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Ron! Ron, you don't suppose
this is going to be like... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Ron, you don't suppose this is going to be like... - Ron, you okay?
- Yeah. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 - Ron, you okay? - Yeah. Ron, you've really gotta see this!
Ron, you've gotta see this! - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 Ron, you've really gotta see this! Ron, you've got... - Happy Christmas, Harry.
- Happy Christmas, Ron. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:16 - Happy Christmas, Harry. - Happy Christmas, Ron. Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:24 Take a bit of toast, mate. Go on. Harry, what is it? - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Harry, what is it? Excuse me. - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:25 Excuse me. "All students must be equipped with... - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 "All students must be equipped with... A pity they let the old punishments die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:33 A pity they let the old punishments die I look good - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:04 I look good You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 You don't want to go making friends with the wrong sort Hurry up Swish and flick - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:51 Hurry up Swish and flick Tell me what do you see - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 01:19 Tell me what do you see Where's Hermione - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:56 Where's Hermione Mental that one I'm telling you - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 Mental that one I'm telling you Good evening Professor Dumbledore - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:18 Good evening Professor Dumbledore I shouldn't have told you that - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I shouldn't have told you that Not in the restricted section Happy Christmas - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 Not in the restricted section Happy Christmas Let's go - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 Let's go That's totally barbaric - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:08 That's totally barbaric I'm Hermione Granger And you are - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 I'm Hermione Granger And you are Sunshine daisies butter mellow - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Sunshine daisies butter mellow Eye of rabbit harp string hum Turn this water into rum - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 Eye of rabbit harp string hum Turn this water into rum Okay Then I get Fang - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:10 Okay Then I get Fang Sorry It's for your own good you know - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 Sorry It's for your own good you know I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:07 I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading Yes well done Slytherin Well done - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:07 Yes well done Slytherin Well done Anything off the trolley dears No thanks I'm all set - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Anything off the trolley dears No thanks I'm all set Wingardium Leviosa Off you go then - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:31 Wingardium Leviosa Off you go then Wingardium Leviosa - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone Wingardium Leviosa Ron you don't suppose this is going to be like - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:36 Ron you don't suppose this is going to be like It's Leviosa not Leviosar - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:15 It's Leviosa not Leviosar Well done Harry Wood's just told us - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:21 Well done Harry Wood's just told us I'm telling you it's spooky She knows more about you than you do - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 I'm telling you it's spooky She knows more about... Nothing I repeat nothing - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:41 Nothing I repeat nothing If he'd had the chance he might have tried tonight - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 If he'd had the chance he might have tried tonight I think we've had a bad influence on her - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:05 I think we've had a bad influence on her I'm Ron by the way Ron Weasley - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:23 I'm Ron by the way Ron Weasley You'll find out some wizarding families are better than others - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:18 You'll find out some wizarding families are better than... Five points - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Five points Wait a minute You understand right Harry - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 02:03 Wait a minute You understand right Harry Immortal It means you'll never die - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:06 Immortal It means you'll never die Stop moving both of you This is Devil's Snare - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:14 Stop moving both of you This is Devil's Snare What are they doing keeping a thing like that locked up in a school - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:19 What are they doing keeping a thing like that locked up in a... Lucky we didn't panic - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:09 Lucky we didn't panic Made it - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:30 Made it Neville I'm really sorry about this Petrificus Totalus - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:22 Neville I'm really sorry about this Petrificus Totalus That's right Now if you two don't mind I'm going to bed - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone 00:20 That's right Now if you two don't mind I'm...

Cast

Albus Dumbledore - Richard Harris
Professor McGonagall - Maggie Smith
Baby Harry Potter - Saunders Triplets
Harry Potter - Daniel Radcliffe