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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

And, like,Seema was that chick, you guys

And, like,
Seema was that chick, you guys

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And, like, Seema was that chick, you guys.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:10
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
"Have you heard of Seema? She's slim. Her family owns a camera." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"Have you heard of Seema? She's slim. Her family o...
"I'm going to America. I want to marry Seema. YOLO." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
"I'm going to America. I want to marry Seema. YOLO...
I want that for the rest of my life - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I want that for the rest of my life
Let's move to the US where we're the only people that know each other." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Let's move to the US where we're the only people t...
Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come out. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come...
Popping out of your mom is like real estate. It's all about location. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Popping out of your mom is like real estate. It's all a...
I popped out here. Anybody brown, we popped out here, we made it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I popped out here. Anybody brown, we popped out here, we mad...
What's wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men Origins story went down. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
What's wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men O...
It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:16
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!"
They love bottling them up deep down, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
They love bottling them up deep down,
"Mom's a ninja, Dad's a communist? Why are you telling me this right now?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"Mom's a ninja, Dad's a communist? Why are yo...
"That's the ending?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
"That's the ending?"
In the photo he's like, "You had better get all As." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
In the photo he's like, "You had better get all As...
I grew up here. Like, Pioneer... I grew up here. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I grew up here. Like, Pioneer... I grew up here.
But Davis was like super white - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
But Davis was like super white
Roll call was a problem. It was a big deal for a lot of us. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Roll call was a problem. It was a big deal for a lot of us.
Yeah. I would get, like, "Hanson Minaja..." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
Yeah. I would get, like, "Hanson Minaja..."
I'm the only brown kid at school, Dad is the only brown guy at work. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'm the only brown kid at school, Dad is the only brown...
In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do ev...