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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

And he reaches in, and pulls out a beautiful, blue BMX bike

And he reaches in, and pulls out a beautiful, blue BMX bike

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And he reaches in,
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and pulls out a beautiful, blue BMX bike.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
56
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:59
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
"Here you go, Aisha." He looks at me. "Happy Birthday." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Here you go, Aisha." He looks at me. "Happy ...
I'm livid. I'm like, "Yo, when did Home Depot Dad become Danny Tanner? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm livid. I'm like, "Yo, when did Home Depot...
And Aisha senses it. She's like, "Hasan bhai, why don't you take it out?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
And Aisha senses it. She's like, "Hasan bhai, why ...
"That's my bike. Thank you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
"That's my bike. Thank you."
I see you getting mad. "Hell, no. I have a personality." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I see you getting mad. "Hell, no. I have a personality....
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't.
And then you have the audacity to be, like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
And then you have the audacity to be, like,
And you're like, "Everybody loves me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And you're like, "Everybody loves me."
Elder siblings, we walk through the world like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:27
Elder siblings, we walk through the world like,
All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike.
I pick it up, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I pick it up,
She's crying, "Hasan bhai, why would you do this?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
She's crying, "Hasan bhai, why would you do this?&...
"Why? I gave you the first ride." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"Why? I gave you the first ride."
I'm being a dick." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I'm being a dick."
I'm supposed to be her big brother, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm supposed to be her big brother,
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up.
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodra...
You make me sound like a refugee baby." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You make me sound like a refugee baby."
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and acquisitions now. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and a...
And then, when it came time for me to get married, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
And then, when it came time for me to get married,