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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

And usually it's the kidwhose birthday it is, and we stand there and point and laugh

And usually it's the kid
whose birthday it is, and we stand there and point and laugh

Full Transcript

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And usually it's the kid whose birthday it is,
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and we stand there and point and laugh.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:29
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
We go, "Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We go, "Ah, Biju got slapped on his birthday!"
That kid won't choke on camera. He's been slapped on camera. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
That kid won't choke on camera. He's been slapped ...
- Of course he can spell "knaidel". - Knaidel. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
- Of course he can spell "knaidel". - Knaidel.
This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This kid just won $30,000 cash. Nothing.
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at this kid's parents. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People ask, "Where does that come from?" Look at t...
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Your son just won the Scripps National Spelling Bee.
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fucked. I'm fucked. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Look at his brother. His brother is like, "I'm fuc...
The bar is way too high. I should kill myself." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
The bar is way too high. I should kill myself."
People say, "Your parents don't love you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
People say, "Your parents don't love you."
I just think our fathers didn't download all the great dad software. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I just think our fathers didn't download all the great ...
Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the US... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Every immigrant father feels like if they brought you to the...
At an interview, this lady said, "Describe your earliest birthday memory." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
At an interview, this lady said, "Describe your earlies...
Get in the Camry." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Get in the Camry."
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacramento. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacram...
We get to this intersection, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We get to this intersection,
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surprise me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surpris...
Turn left. Turn left. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Turn left. Turn left.
Turn... left." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Turn... left."
No!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
No!"
So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom."