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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

At an interview, this lady said,"Describe your earliest birthday memory." I was like, "Do...

At an interview, this lady said,
"Describe your earliest birthday memory." I was like, "Do I have to?" So I'm six, I'm turning seven

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At an interview, this lady said, "Describe your earliest birthday memory."
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I was like, "Do I have to?"
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So I'm six, I'm turning seven.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
28
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:13
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Get in the Camry." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Get in the Camry."
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacramento. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We get in the Camry, we're driving from Davis to Sacram...
We get to this intersection, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We get to this intersection,
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surprise me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
He saw the blue BMX bike I wanted. He's here to surpris...
Turn left. Turn left. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Turn left. Turn left.
Turn... left." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Turn... left."
No!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
No!"
So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
So you could pick the door handle for the bathroom."
You are shitting on my dreams." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You are shitting on my dreams."
That's when I realized - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
That's when I realized
You're going to fight with your parents, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You're going to fight with your parents,
I could have been like, "Dad, fight me. I want that bike." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
I could have been like, "Dad, fight me. I want that bik...
And my mom, she would come and visit, and just kill the mom game. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And my mom, she would come and visit, and just kill the mom ...
One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters proton pack. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
One year, she came to school and brought me a Ghostbusters p...
The wheelie thing, the backpack, the gun that catches ghosts... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
The wheelie thing, the backpack, the gun that catches ghosts...
Kids were losing their minds. "What? Saddam Hussein's a Ghostbuster?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
Kids were losing their minds. "What? Saddam Hussein...
I was very emo. I was like Drake. I missed that girl. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I was very emo. I was like Drake. I missed that girl.
I need her, Dad. She used to call me on my phone." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I need her, Dad. She used to call me on my phone."
I don't care what anyone says. It's difficult to get in this country. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I don't care what anyone says. It's difficult to g...
It's not like a broken condom where you're like, "I'm in!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
It's not like a broken condom where you're like, &...