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Because of this we've been killing each other for centuries
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Because of this we've been killingeach other for centuries

Because of this we've been killing
each other for centuries

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Because of this we've been killing each other for centuries.
Duration
5 seconds
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14
Timestamp in Movie
00:20:24
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
And I know the older generation doesn't like those jokes. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I know the older generation doesn't like those joke...
"Pakistan was created because of this reason." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Pakistan was created because of this reason."
Isn't there something bigger - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Isn't there something bigger
This is America. We can choose what we want to adhere from the motherland. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This is America. We can choose what we want to adhere from t...
Isn't life like biryani, where you push the weird shit to the side? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Isn't life like biryani, where you push the weird shit ...
Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over there? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over th...
Fine. You should get married." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Fine. You should get married."
There's brown dads here, like, "If my son did that, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
There's brown dads here, like, "If my son did that...
We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha,
And we're about to pull up and we get to the door, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
And we're about to pull up and we get to the door,
He goes, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He goes,
"What will people think?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
"What will people think?"
"I don't want to be a doctor!" "Log kya kahenge!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I don't want to be a doctor!" "Log kya ...
"I don't want to marry!" "Log kya kahenge!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I don't want to marry!" "Log kya kaheng...
I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
I bet you, when Mahatma Gandhi told his parents
Why are you bald and skinny? You're never going to get married." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Why are you bald and skinny? You're never going to get ...
On that doorstep, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
On that doorstep,
How many times do we complain about racism in our community? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
How many times do we complain about racism in our community?
Now the ball is in our court, we're going to be bigoted? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Now the ball is in our court, we're going to be bigoted...
Dad, I promise you, God doesn't like bigotry. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Dad, I promise you, God doesn't like bigotry.