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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

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Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:08
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Listen, I would love to give you some tix, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Listen, I would love to give you some tix,
And I don't think you'd be a good fit." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And I don't think you'd be a good fit."
I run to the club, jump on stage... I don't even know what I said. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I run to the club, jump on stage... I don't even know w...
I was like, "Fuck that. Goodnight." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I was like, "Fuck that. Goodnight."
We go from New York, Chicago, to Nashville to LA. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We go from New York, Chicago, to Nashville to LA.
I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E.
Don't you ever forget about it. Cloth interior for life. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Don't you ever forget about it. Cloth interior for life...
Whipping through the streets of LA. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Whipping through the streets of LA.
"Hello, headliner. What do you need?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Hello, headliner. What do you need?"
I need you. Dad had a heart attack." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
I need you. Dad had a heart attack."
Aisha goes, "Come home, now." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Aisha goes, "Come home, now."
I'm going to do that, then I'll come home." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
I'm going to do that, then I'll come home."
I get to Kaiser and run upstairs. My mom and my sisters are crying. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I get to Kaiser and run upstairs. My mom and my sisters are ...
My sister looks at me, she's like, "They don't know what you did. I do." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:18
My sister looks at me, she's like, "They don'...
I'm signing this piece of paper and looking at him, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I'm signing this piece of paper and looking at him,
They wheel him into surgery and I hand the clipboard to the doctor. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
They wheel him into surgery and I hand the clipboard to the ...
I look at my dad, like, "If this is the last time I see my dad... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I look at my dad, like, "If this is the last time I see...
I'm saying goodbye to a person I barely even know." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I'm saying goodbye to a person I barely even know."...
So I'm telling him stories about my life, he's telling me stories about his. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
So I'm telling him stories about my life, he's tel...
He goes, "Hasan, I'm mad at you." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
He goes, "Hasan, I'm mad at you."