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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Can you write another?" "No, I can't. I'm not Larry David

Can you write another?" "No, I can't. I'm not Larry David

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Can you write another?"
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"No, I can't. I'm not Larry David.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
12
Timestamp in Movie
01:04:27
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I can't do Seinfeld and Curb. I'm a mere mortal." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
I can't do Seinfeld and Curb. I'm a mere mortal.&q...
Like changing the oil on your car. "Oh, 15,000 miles. Racism." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
Like changing the oil on your car. "Oh, 15,000 miles. R...
"Hey, do you believe in God? You're a fucking idiot." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
"Hey, do you believe in God? You're a fucking idio...
Bill Maher is like, "These Muslims, 85 percent of them hate our freedom. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Bill Maher is like, "These Muslims, 85 percent of them ...
We've got to round them up, we've got to contain them." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
We've got to round them up, we've got to contain t...
Dude, we did that to the Japanese. You can't do that. Am I crazy?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Dude, we did that to the Japanese. You can't do that. A...
You're my white prince." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
You're my white prince."
We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim community. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
We got our first A-list celebrity to back the Muslim communi...
"He may not be the hero we want, but he is the hero the Muslim world needs." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"He may not be the hero we want, but he is the hero the...
Run it with me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Run it with me."
Steve Carell, John Oliver, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Steve Carell, John Oliver,
You know we don't end up this far. You know the way it is. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You know we don't end up this far. You know the way it ...
The producer is like, "We'll run it a few times." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
The producer is like, "We'll run it a few times.&q...
I sit down and we're running it, and I'm nervous. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I sit down and we're running it, and I'm nervous.
He goes, "Hey, man, just slow down. Alright?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
He goes, "Hey, man, just slow down. Alright?"
And he goes, "Hey, man, relax. You're funny." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
And he goes, "Hey, man, relax. You're funny."
You shouldn't relax." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You shouldn't relax."
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like, "Positive thoughts." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like...
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a wrap. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a w...
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all been there. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all ...