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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

"Hasan bhai!" And I'm in full hover-hands mode, because I have no idea who this person is

"Hasan bhai!" And I'm in full hover-hands mode, because I have no idea who this person is

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"Hasan bhai!"
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And I'm in full hover-hands mode,
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because I have no idea who this person is.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:48
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
What happened was, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
What happened was,
Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Remember how I told you that immigrants love secrets?
He says, "Hug her." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:17
He says, "Hug her."
I was like, "Build that wall." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
I was like, "Build that wall."
I say we tell them to go back where they came from." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I say we tell them to go back where they came from."
You guys decided to get your Angelina Jolie on, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You guys decided to get your Angelina Jolie on,
That's on you, that's not on me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
That's on you, that's not on me."
Every single brown mother makes your daughter quinceañera dress, chop cuts. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Every single brown mother makes your daughter quinceañera dr...
Why? Princess from here down, Toad from here up. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Why? Princess from here down, Toad from here up.
I've got this shit following me around on the playground. "Hasan bhai!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
I've got this shit following me around on the playgroun...
"Hasan bhai!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Hasan bhai!"
What's Hasan-bye?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
What's Hasan-bye?"
"Uh, I don't understand other cultures, bro. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Uh, I don't understand other cultures, bro.
What is that? What does it mean?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
What is that? What does it mean?"
"Shut up, Cody!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Shut up, Cody!"
You're not my sister." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You're not my sister."
She's going to tell Dad." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
She's going to tell Dad."
It was her first birthday in the US. She was turning five. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
It was her first birthday in the US. She was turning five.
So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
So for her first birthday, he wanted it to be special.
I can imagine being a father, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I can imagine being a father,