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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

"Hasan, we're normal.Be proud. You should be proud." Who is proud? No one is.You're...

"Hasan, we're normal.
Be proud. You should be proud." Who is proud? No one is.
You're walking around like a rooster

Full Transcript

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"Hasan, we're normal. Be proud. You should be proud."
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Who is proud? No one is. You're walking around like a rooster.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:35:57
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
So I'm looking at her, like, "Don't say anything. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
So I'm looking at her, like, "Don't say anyth...
Please don't say anything." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Please don't say anything."
We should do this more often. This is really nice." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We should do this more often. This is really nice."
I love you, my white princess." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I love you, my white princess."
I can be me!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I can be me!"
One night, we're on the living room table. We're doing integrals. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
One night, we're on the living room table. We're d...
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's late." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
She closes her book. She's like, "Hey. It's l...
"I should go home." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I should go home."
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I said, "Wait, let me walk you out."
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kiss. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She rams her arm into the door, leans out and gives me a kis...
"I love you." Drives off into the night. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"I love you." Drives off into the night.
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She knew the rules. No fun, no friends, no girlfriends.
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
All we had was that stolen moment in my driveway.
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was nine." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You guys are like, "I was getting handjobs when I was n...
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change my pants. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I was like, "Are we getting married? I have to change m...
When is the shaadi?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
When is the shaadi?"
"Alright, you guys are all killing it academically - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:29
"Alright, you guys are all killing it academically
Me, Jehovah's Witness girl, Korean exchange students, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Me, Jehovah's Witness girl, Korean exchange students,
Thirty for 30? All of us?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Thirty for 30? All of us?"
He's like, "Hanson, this is not funny." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He's like, "Hanson, this is not funny."