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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Hindus don't eat beef."No beef!" Right?

Hindus don't eat beef.
"No beef!" Right?

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Hindus don't eat beef. "No beef!" Right?
Duration
6 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:30
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni pizza? No. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni...
No pepperoni!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
No pepperoni!"
They're like, "Oh! This is a statue of an elephant. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
They're like, "Oh! This is a statue of an elephant...
Muslims are like, "No statues! Calligraphy! We're about the alphabet. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Muslims are like, "No statues! Calligraphy! We're ...
We put that in our car. We're different." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
We put that in our car. We're different."
I'll just put this on the wall." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'll just put this on the wall."
We don't really, uh, like cartoons. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We don't really, uh, like cartoons.
Because of this we've been killing each other for centuries. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Because of this we've been killing each other for centu...
And I know the older generation doesn't like those jokes. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I know the older generation doesn't like those joke...
"Pakistan was created because of this reason." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Pakistan was created because of this reason."
Isn't there something bigger - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Isn't there something bigger
This is America. We can choose what we want to adhere from the motherland. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This is America. We can choose what we want to adhere from t...
Isn't life like biryani, where you push the weird shit to the side? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Isn't life like biryani, where you push the weird shit ...
Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over there? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Why do we got to adhere to this weird shit from back over th...
Fine. You should get married." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Fine. You should get married."
There's brown dads here, like, "If my son did that, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
There's brown dads here, like, "If my son did that...
We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We rally the troops, Me, Mom, Dad, Aisha,
And we're about to pull up and we get to the door, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
And we're about to pull up and we get to the door,
He goes, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He goes,
"What will people think?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
"What will people think?"