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I don't know. The pendulum swings back and forth for me
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I don't know. The pendulum swingsback and forth for me

I don't know. The pendulum swings
back and forth for me

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I don't know. The pendulum swings back and forth for me.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:05
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. I understand. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I know 9/11 is a super touchy subject. I understand.
Because when it happened, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Because when it happened,
But on that night, September 12th, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
But on that night, September 12th,
As immigrants we always have to put on these press releases - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
As immigrants we always have to put on these press releases
We're auditioning. "We love this country, please believe me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
We're auditioning. "We love this country, please b...
I saw her in the sandbox. I run up to her. First grade. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I saw her in the sandbox. I run up to her. First grade.
"I love you!" "You're the color of poop." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"I love you!" "You're the color of poop....
I was like, "What? Oh, no! It's not rubbing off!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I was like, "What? Oh, no! It's not rubbing off!&q...
I just wanted to wake up and be like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:37
I just wanted to wake up and be like,
I love melanin - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I love melanin
But when you're white and you're playing the video game of life - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:25
But when you're white and you're playing the video...
We've had a great track record." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
We've had a great track record."
My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
My dad did not give a shit about any of this identity stuff.
"No fun, no girlfriends. Have fun in med school." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"No fun, no girlfriends. Have fun in med school."
I've never been to a club and seen nine dudes: "Yo, what's going on?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I've never been to a club and seen nine dudes: "Yo...
"I got a career I hate from my parents." It's a lie. We buy into it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"I got a career I hate from my parents." It's...
So by my senior year of high school, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
So by my senior year of high school,
No one ever did that at my school. It's too late. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
No one ever did that at my school. It's too late.
But there was one bright spot, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
But there was one bright spot,
And her family had just moved from Nebraska to Davis, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
And her family had just moved from Nebraska to Davis,