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I hope you make up your mind.'
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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I hope you make up your mind.'" And I'm looking at her, and I'm so embarrassed

I hope you make up your mind.'" And I'm looking at her, and I'm so embarrassed

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I hope you make up your mind.'"
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And I'm looking at her,
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and I'm so embarrassed.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
14
Timestamp in Movie
01:02:11
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
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Why are you hunting down people from your past like a psycho...
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You're not Liam Neeson. What is going on?"
"Sit here. You're good enough." But that's not the American dream. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Sit here. You're good enough." But that'...
It's not asking for a co-sign. It's what every generation did before you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
It's not asking for a co-sign. It's what every gen...
You're not Hasan Minhaj. You're "Hussan Minhajj". - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You're not Hasan Minhaj. You're "Hussan Minha...
This is new brown America. The dream is for you to take, so take that shit. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
This is new brown America. The dream is for you to take, so ...
Now I'm standing outside the restaurant and I can't even concentrate, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Now I'm standing outside the restaurant and I can'...
She's like, "Next time, me, you and Raj should hang out." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
She's like, "Next time, me, you and Raj should han...
To know that generational change is possible with one choice. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
To know that generational change is possible with one choice...
I turn around and I look, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I turn around and I look,
I did keep my promise, though. You know, I kept doing comedy. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I did keep my promise, though. You know, I kept doing comedy...
I never knew if I would do anything more than Pizza Hut. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I never knew if I would do anything more than Pizza Hut.
You know how you hit that point - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You know how you hit that point
"Let's move on to Aisha." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Let's move on to Aisha."
"Want to audition for The Daily Show?" That's not a question. That's a statement. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Want to audition for The Daily Show?" That's...
"Hey, audition for The Daily Show." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Hey, audition for The Daily Show."
Can you write another?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Can you write another?"
I can't do Seinfeld and Curb. I'm a mere mortal." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
I can't do Seinfeld and Curb. I'm a mere mortal.&q...
Like changing the oil on your car. "Oh, 15,000 miles. Racism." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
Like changing the oil on your car. "Oh, 15,000 miles. R...
"Hey, do you believe in God? You're a fucking idiot." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
"Hey, do you believe in God? You're a fucking idio...