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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

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I was like, "Yo, Facebook!

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I was like, "Yo, Facebook!
Duration
5 seconds
Views
16
Timestamp in Movie
00:48:48
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Your boy, headlining Gotham Comedy Club. Let me know if you want some tix." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Your boy, headlining Gotham Comedy Club. Let me know if you ...
LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York... I'm flying Southwest. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
LA, Chicago, Nashville, New York... I'm flying Southwes...
Oh, hello. La Quinta Inn! Don't mind if I do. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Oh, hello. La Quinta Inn! Don't mind if I do.
I open up my laptop, fire up Facebook, and I see this. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I open up my laptop, fire up Facebook, and I see this.
"Hey, um, long time no see. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Hey, um, long time no see.
Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Listen, me and my girlfriends live in Manhattan
I don't know if you know what this means. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I don't know if you know what this means.
But, you know, if life gives you lemons, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
But, you know, if life gives you lemons,
"Bethany, comma, enter. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Bethany, comma, enter.
Listen, I would love to give you some tix, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
Listen, I would love to give you some tix,
And I don't think you'd be a good fit." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And I don't think you'd be a good fit."
I run to the club, jump on stage... I don't even know what I said. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I run to the club, jump on stage... I don't even know w...
I was like, "Fuck that. Goodnight." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I was like, "Fuck that. Goodnight."
We go from New York, Chicago, to Nashville to LA. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We go from New York, Chicago, to Nashville to LA.
I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I pick up my Toyota Camry L-motherfucking-E.
Don't you ever forget about it. Cloth interior for life. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Don't you ever forget about it. Cloth interior for life...
Whipping through the streets of LA. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Whipping through the streets of LA.
"Hello, headliner. What do you need?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Hello, headliner. What do you need?"
I need you. Dad had a heart attack." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
I need you. Dad had a heart attack."
Aisha goes, "Come home, now." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Aisha goes, "Come home, now."