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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I see you getting mad."Hell, no. I have a personality." Where do you thinkyou got that...

I see you getting mad.
"Hell, no. I have a personality." Where do you think
you got that from, dummy? Us

Full Transcript

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I see you getting mad. "Hell, no. I have a personality."
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Where do you think you got that from, dummy? Us.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:16:39
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
"Whoa! I have opinions." No, you don't.
And then you have the audacity to be, like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
And then you have the audacity to be, like,
And you're like, "Everybody loves me." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And you're like, "Everybody loves me."
Elder siblings, we walk through the world like, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:27
Elder siblings, we walk through the world like,
All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
All the paint is chipped off the right side of the bike.
I pick it up, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I pick it up,
She's crying, "Hasan bhai, why would you do this?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
She's crying, "Hasan bhai, why would you do this?&...
"Why? I gave you the first ride." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"Why? I gave you the first ride."
I'm being a dick." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
I'm being a dick."
I'm supposed to be her big brother, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm supposed to be her big brother,
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up.
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodra...
You make me sound like a refugee baby." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You make me sound like a refugee baby."
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and acquisitions now. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and a...
And then, when it came time for me to get married, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
And then, when it came time for me to get married,
Fuck. I heard you go, like, "Ugh!" I didn't punch you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Fuck. I heard you go, like, "Ugh!" I didn't p...
Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of India. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of In...
You're like, "What's the difference? You look the same." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You're like, "What's the difference? You look...
Hindus don't eat beef. "No beef!" Right? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Hindus don't eat beef. "No beef!" Right?
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni pizza? No. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni...