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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I sit down and we're running it,and I'm nervous

I sit down and we're running it,
and I'm nervous

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I sit down and we're running it, and I'm nervous.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
01:06:42
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
He goes, "Hey, man, just slow down. Alright?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
He goes, "Hey, man, just slow down. Alright?"
And he goes, "Hey, man, relax. You're funny." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
And he goes, "Hey, man, relax. You're funny."
You shouldn't relax." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You shouldn't relax."
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like, "Positive thoughts." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Everyone's, "How did it go?" You're like...
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a wrap. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
MCAT, DAT, you're going to the Caribbean, it's a w...
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all been there. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You choked, right? Too real? It's real. We've all ...
And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I can feel this turtle head coming out of my butt.
I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants. I'm like, "No!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants. I'm...
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come,
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me,
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart.
Boom! I redefined political satire and comedy. What have you done?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Boom! I redefined political satire and comedy. What have you...
Then he steps into the light, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Then he steps into the light,
And I look at him, and I'm like... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I look at him, and I'm like...
"Dad?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Dad?"
I could feel it, like he'd slapped me in a previous life. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I could feel it, like he'd slapped me in a previous lif...
I was like, "I know this hand!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I was like, "I know this hand!"
The prompter guy: "What are you doing?" "I got this." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
The prompter guy: "What are you doing?" "I go...
And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast.
"Hey, man, where are you going?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Hey, man, where are you going?"