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I'm picking up soda and I'm like,

Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I'm picking up soda and I'm like, "Ah!" "Don't do that.""I'm going to live forever!" Then...

Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King • 2017

I'm picking up soda and I'm like, "Ah!" "Don't do that."
"I'm going to live forever!" Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes and I would drop the soda
and it would explode

Full Transcript

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I'm picking up soda and I'm like, "Ah!"

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"Don't do that." "I'm going to live forever!"

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Then I would trip on my Velcro shoes

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and I would drop the soda and it would explode.

Duration

12 seconds

Views

37

Timestamp in Movie

00:06:21

Uploaded

Oct 30, 2025

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...