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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants.I'm like, "No!" Then I hear

I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants.
I'm like, "No!" Then I hear

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I'm really nervous. I'm pooping my pants. I'm like, "No!"
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Then I hear...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
01:07:24
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
He's walking through the tunnel where the guests come,
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
So I just see a giant shadow walking towards me,
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Boom! Twenty-two-time Emmy-award-winning Jon Stewart.
Boom! I redefined political satire and comedy. What have you done?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
Boom! I redefined political satire and comedy. What have you...
Then he steps into the light, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Then he steps into the light,
And I look at him, and I'm like... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I look at him, and I'm like...
"Dad?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
"Dad?"
I could feel it, like he'd slapped me in a previous life. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I could feel it, like he'd slapped me in a previous lif...
I was like, "I know this hand!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I was like, "I know this hand!"
The prompter guy: "What are you doing?" "I got this." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
The prompter guy: "What are you doing?" "I go...
And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I stuck my landing like a Russian gymnast.
"Hey, man, where are you going?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Hey, man, where are you going?"
I've got to go back to LA." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
I've got to go back to LA."
So I'll see you Monday, right?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
So I'll see you Monday, right?"
Say what you got to say." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:22
Say what you got to say."
He's like, "Yeah, I'm sure he does." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
He's like, "Yeah, I'm sure he does."
I call my dad, he says "Good job." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
I call my dad, he says "Good job."
I've got to drop the greatest status update." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
I've got to drop the greatest status update."
You guys see this right - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:15
You guys see this right
Alright, maybe I didn't cure it, but everyone has a purpose. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Alright, maybe I didn't cure it, but everyone has a pur...