To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
I'm supposed to be her big brother
Please log in to add to collections.
Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I'm supposed to be her big brother, help her navigate the American dreamand protect her

I'm supposed to be her big brother, help her navigate the American dream
and protect her

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:02.096
I'm supposed to be her big brother,
00:00:03.044 --> 00:00:06.013
help her navigate the American dream and protect her.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:16
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And I'm out here stealing her bike? This is fucked up.
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodramatic. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She's always like, "Oh, my God, you are so melodra...
You make me sound like a refugee baby." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You make me sound like a refugee baby."
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and acquisitions now. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
She went to an Ivy League law school. She does mergers and a...
And then, when it came time for me to get married, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
And then, when it came time for me to get married,
Fuck. I heard you go, like, "Ugh!" I didn't punch you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Fuck. I heard you go, like, "Ugh!" I didn't p...
Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of India. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Hindus and Muslims are like the Montagues and Capulets of In...
You're like, "What's the difference? You look the same." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
You're like, "What's the difference? You look...
Hindus don't eat beef. "No beef!" Right? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Hindus don't eat beef. "No beef!" Right?
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni pizza? No. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And Muslims, we don't eat pork. "Is that pepperoni...
No pepperoni!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
No pepperoni!"
They're like, "Oh! This is a statue of an elephant. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
They're like, "Oh! This is a statue of an elephant...
Muslims are like, "No statues! Calligraphy! We're about the alphabet. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Muslims are like, "No statues! Calligraphy! We're ...
We put that in our car. We're different." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
We put that in our car. We're different."
I'll just put this on the wall." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'll just put this on the wall."
We don't really, uh, like cartoons. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
We don't really, uh, like cartoons.
Because of this we've been killing each other for centuries. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Because of this we've been killing each other for centu...
And I know the older generation doesn't like those jokes. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And I know the older generation doesn't like those joke...
"Pakistan was created because of this reason." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Pakistan was created because of this reason."
Isn't there something bigger - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Isn't there something bigger