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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

I'm walking up to the doorstep, and I'm about to ring the doorbellwhen I'm like, "Wait

I'm walking up to the doorstep, and I'm about to ring the doorbell
when I'm like, "Wait

Full Transcript

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I'm walking up to the doorstep,
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and I'm about to ring the doorbell when I'm like, "Wait.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
22
Timestamp in Movie
00:42:24
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
30 second time-out. Do you understand what's about to go down? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
30 second time-out. Do you understand what's about to g...
You're about to go to prom with Bethany motherfucking Reed." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
You're about to go to prom with Bethany motherfucking R...
This is what Dad fought for." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
This is what Dad fought for."
And I look over her shoulder, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
And I look over her shoulder,
And she's like, "Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany not tell you? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And she's like, "Oh, my God, honey, did Bethany no...
We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
We have a lot of family back home in Nebraska
Mr Reed can give you a ride home." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
Mr Reed can give you a ride home."
That's the nicest I've ever been dressed, playing Mario Kart. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
That's the nicest I've ever been dressed, playing ...
I wish I had said, "Fuck that, I'm going to the dance." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
I wish I had said, "Fuck that, I'm going to the da...
You've seen movies. How many times do you see that on screen? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You've seen movies. How many times do you see that on s...
And it's not like they were yokels yelling "sand nigger!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
And it's not like they were yokels yelling "sand n...
I didn't know that people could be bigoted even as they were smiling at you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I didn't know that people could be bigoted even as they...
It's hard when you see people saying they love you - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
It's hard when you see people saying they love you
Then the following Monday, during first period she finds me. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Then the following Monday, during first period she finds me.
She's like, "Everybody has been asking why we didn't go. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
She's like, "Everybody has been asking why we didn...
It's a generational thing. Please don't say anything." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
It's a generational thing. Please don't say anythi...
Everybody's wondering." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
Everybody's wondering."
I mean, dances are overrated. They're a cliché. I decided not to go." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
I mean, dances are overrated. They're a cliché. I decid...
You're a dick." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
You're a dick."
And you know - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
And you know