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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Is someone sitting there? Cool." I just walk up and I'm like,"Alright, yeah

Is someone sitting there? Cool." I just walk up and I'm like,
"Alright, yeah

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Is someone sitting there? Cool."
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I just walk up and I'm like, "Alright, yeah.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:58:45
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
I'll just sit here, cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'll just sit here, cool."
When you see someone from your past, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
When you see someone from your past,
So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
So all that Kanye juice just goes out of my body.
It's like the adults in Charlie Brown. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
It's like the adults in Charlie Brown.
Say something." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Say something."
You guys knew she was white? It went whiter than white. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You guys knew she was white? It went whiter than white.
You weren't the same for me, fine. Whatever. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
You weren't the same for me, fine. Whatever.
But what makes matters worse is, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
But what makes matters worse is,
You knew how hard it was for me, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:14
You knew how hard it was for me,
And now, I'm trying to pursue my dreams, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
And now, I'm trying to pursue my dreams,
Why do you do that?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Why do you do that?"
But you know we were 18, right? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
But you know we were 18, right?
Do you know what it's like to have a parent that controls your life?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:18
Do you know what it's like to have a parent that contro...
I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I never thought you would want to talk to me ever again.
But the reason why I write about you - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
But the reason why I write about you
So even if you never want to talk to me ever again, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
So even if you never want to talk to me ever again,
"They did this to me. Fuck them." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"They did this to me. Fuck them."
In that moment, I let it go. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
In that moment, I let it go.
But I had to ask her the question that we're all thinking. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
But I had to ask her the question that we're all thinki...
"What about Mr Rengatramanajananam?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"What about Mr Rengatramanajananam?"