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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

It's crazy, because we knownothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us

It's crazy, because we know
nothing about our parents and our parents know nothing about us

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It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents
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and our parents know nothing about us.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:19
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:16
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!"
They love bottling them up deep down, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
They love bottling them up deep down,
"Mom's a ninja, Dad's a communist? Why are you telling me this right now?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"Mom's a ninja, Dad's a communist? Why are yo...
"That's the ending?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
"That's the ending?"
In the photo he's like, "You had better get all As." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
In the photo he's like, "You had better get all As...
I grew up here. Like, Pioneer... I grew up here. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I grew up here. Like, Pioneer... I grew up here.
But Davis was like super white - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
But Davis was like super white
Roll call was a problem. It was a big deal for a lot of us. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Roll call was a problem. It was a big deal for a lot of us.
Yeah. I would get, like, "Hanson Minaja..." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
Yeah. I would get, like, "Hanson Minaja..."
I'm the only brown kid at school, Dad is the only brown guy at work. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'm the only brown kid at school, Dad is the only brown...
In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do ev...
Try to understand immigrant fathers. I still can't understand some of you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Try to understand immigrant fathers. I still can't unde...
You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, and they'd say... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, a...
"Why do I have to pay taxes?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
"Why do I have to pay taxes?"
And we'd be walking through the aisles, and my dad would pick up yogurt. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And we'd be walking through the aisles, and my dad woul...
"Ah, yogurt." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:22
"Ah, yogurt."
Life is tough and sometimes you don't know what you're doing. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Life is tough and sometimes you don't know what you...
He has a little kid and I'm not making his life any easier. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
He has a little kid and I'm not making his life any eas...
I'm picking up soda and I'm like, "Ah!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
I'm picking up soda and I'm like, "Ah!"
And then my dad would do what most brown parents do. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
And then my dad would do what most brown parents do.