To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
Let me know when you're in New York.
Please log in to add to collections.
Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Let me know when you're in New York." To which I reply, "abso-fucking-lutely." Now,...

Let me know when you're in New York." To which I reply, "abso-fucking-lutely." Now, against the advice of my therapist
I go on Facebook, because she has a public profile

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:03.544
Let me know when you're in New York."
00:00:04.045 --> 00:00:05.922
To which I reply,
00:00:06.999 --> 00:00:08.997
"abso-fucking-lutely."
00:00:08.009 --> 00:00:11.886
Now, against the advice of my therapist I go on Facebook,
00:00:11.969 --> 00:00:14.055
because she has a public profile.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
18
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:37
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Now against the advice of my therapist I go on Facebook - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:12
Now against the advice of my therapist I go on Facebook
Rengatramanajanana..." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
Rengatramanajanana..."
It's so big, it barely fits in his Facebook profile. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
It's so big, it barely fits in his Facebook profile.
Ra-jesh Ren-gat-ra-ma-na-ja-na-nam. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Ra-jesh Ren-gat-ra-ma-na-ja-na-nam.
Are you kidding me? How many letters are in the alphabet? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Are you kidding me? How many letters are in the alphabet?
How many letters in the alphabet? 26 letters in the alphabet, right? - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
How many letters in the alphabet? 26 letters in the alphabet...
That's one less letter than the entire alphabet. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
That's one less letter than the entire alphabet.
Come on! How easy is my name? Hasan Minhaj. So easy. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Come on! How easy is my name? Hasan Minhaj. So easy.
Motherfucking-jananam." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Motherfucking-jananam."
She's like, "Do not make contact." I'm like, "Tell me what I want to hear." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
She's like, "Do not make contact." I'm l...
"Bethany, I've got a gig in New York next week. I would love to meet up." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
"Bethany, I've got a gig in New York next week. I ...
"Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
"Oh, my God, Rajesh Rengatramanajananam,
Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Rajesh Rengatramanajananam, I want you so bad.
Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Put your Rajesh in my Rengatramanajananam."
Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajananam. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Stop imagining her having sex with Rajesh Rengatramanajanana...
Walk in there, be cool. Walk in there, be confident. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Walk in there, be cool. Walk in there, be confident.
Be like this, dude. Walk in there and just own it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Be like this, dude. Walk in there and just own it.
"What's up?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
"What's up?"
I get to the door, open the door, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
I get to the door, open the door,
Is someone sitting there? Cool." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
Is someone sitting there? Cool."