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Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King

Let's move to the US where we'rethe only people that know each other." I'm so grateful for...

Let's move to the US where we're
the only people that know each other." I'm so grateful for that decision

Full Transcript

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Let's move to the US where we're the only people that know each other."
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I'm so grateful for that decision.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:02:49
Uploaded
Oct 30, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

In his first stand-up special, Hasan Minhaj weaves humorous and heartbreaking anecdotes to tell his life story as an Indian-American Muslim. Topics include racism, bullying and meeting the demanding expectations of his immigrant p...
Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come out. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Najmi marries Question Mark, they come to the States, I come...
Popping out of your mom is like real estate. It's all about location. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Popping out of your mom is like real estate. It's all a...
I popped out here. Anybody brown, we popped out here, we made it. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
I popped out here. Anybody brown, we popped out here, we mad...
What's wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men Origins story went down. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
What's wild is, I never even knew how the whole X-Men O...
It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
It's crazy, because we know nothing about our parents
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:16
"Dad, your favorite color?" "Stanford!"
They love bottling them up deep down, - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:08
They love bottling them up deep down,
"Mom's a ninja, Dad's a communist? Why are you telling me this right now?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:11
"Mom's a ninja, Dad's a communist? Why are yo...
"That's the ending?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
"That's the ending?"
In the photo he's like, "You had better get all As." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:09
In the photo he's like, "You had better get all As...
I grew up here. Like, Pioneer... I grew up here. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I grew up here. Like, Pioneer... I grew up here.
But Davis was like super white - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
But Davis was like super white
Roll call was a problem. It was a big deal for a lot of us. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:05
Roll call was a problem. It was a big deal for a lot of us.
Yeah. I would get, like, "Hanson Minaja..." - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:13
Yeah. I would get, like, "Hanson Minaja..."
I'm the only brown kid at school, Dad is the only brown guy at work. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
I'm the only brown kid at school, Dad is the only brown...
In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do everything together. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
In a weird way that brings us together, and we have to do ev...
Try to understand immigrant fathers. I still can't understand some of you. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
Try to understand immigrant fathers. I still can't unde...
You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, and they'd say... - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:07
You could wake up any immigrant father from a 12-hour nap, a...
"Why do I have to pay taxes?" - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:10
"Why do I have to pay taxes?"
And we'd be walking through the aisles, and my dad would pick up yogurt. - Hasan Minhaj: Homecoming King 00:06
And we'd be walking through the aisles, and my dad woul...